101 Bleak Posts From 'A Softer World' That Are Way Too Real
Let's get a few things out in the open.
Heidi Priebe
November 9, 2016
November 9, 2016
“Being with you is better than loneliness. And I guess I thought those were my only two options?”
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“Blah blah blah. You feel trapped in your life. Here is what i am hearing: Happiness isn't worth any inconvenience.”
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humor
“You'll never see the end of your own story, so maybe you should throw in some sub-plots?”
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humor
“Marriage isn't just between a man and a woman. It's between any two people who love each other and want to ruin their lives.”
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humor
“I believe most people are inherently good. But overcoming our nature is what separates us from the animals.”
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humor
“Being stuck in the friend zone is actually really nice. Who couldn't use more friends?”
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“Consent would be a good name for a band on account of how awkward people would feel trash talking them.”
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humor
“We don't have to be who we were before now. I could be proud of my body. You could be a vampire or something.”
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“It freaks me out when I think about how big the universe is. Just so big and growing bigger, exploding outward constantly in all directions, so no, I don't care how fast I was going, officer.”
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humor
“I don't know how to tell you that I'm glad the passion is gone. I used to think of you every waking moment and now I get so much more work done.”
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“I joined Plenty Of Fish to find out who stole my bike. A fun first date would be going to your house to see if you have my bike.”
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humor
“I sold my soul to the devil but didn't get paid or anything. He said it'd be a good experience.”
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humor