Parks And Recreation

22 Leslie Knope Quotes That Prove She Should Be Our Next President

Knope 2020.
Heidi Priebe
October 6, 2016
“We have to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles and work. Or waffles, friends, work. But work has to come third.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Parks And Rec, humor, Parks And Recreation, Friendship, Work, Waffles
“I need you to text me every 30 seconds saying that everything is gonna be okay.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Parks And Rec, Friendship, Texting, Love, Anxiety, humor
“I stand behind my decision to avoid salad and other disgusting things.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: humor, Salad, food, eating, Health Food
“I AM SUPER CHILL ALL THE TIME!”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Parks And Rec, humor, Chill, Relaxed, Personality, Laid-Back, High-strung
“If I had to have a stripper's name, it would be 'Equality.'”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Parks And Rec, humor, stripper
“I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: humor, inspiration, Self-Love
“Men's rights is nothing.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Men's Rights, humor, Parks And Recreation, Parks And Rec
“Guys love it when you can show them you're better than they are at something they love.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: humor, Parks And Rec, Dating, Men, Relationships
“I took your idea and I made it better.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Perfectionism, humor
“The thing about youth culture is I don't understand it.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Youth, Growing Up, humor, youth culture, Millenials
“I believe that assault should be legal if the person is a jerk.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Assault, humor, Mean People
“You're in trouble because of your own stupidity.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: stupidity, humor
“There’s nothing we can’t do if we work hard, never sleep, and shirk all other responsibilities in our lives.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Parks And Rec, humor, Inspirational
“Slowing down is not really my jam.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Parks And Rec, Slowing Down, Chill, Over-Achieving, Extrovert
“I guess some people object to powerful depictions of awesome ladies.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Parks And Rec, humor, feminism, Power, Women
“Winning is every girl's dream.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Parks And Rec, Winning, victory, humor, Competition
“You know what? America is awesome. It's so full of hope. And small towns and big cities. And real people and delicious beverages and hot guys.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Parks And Rec, America, humor
“No matter what I do, literally nothing bad can happen to me. I'm like a white male US senator.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: humor, Parks And Recreation
“Math is worthless in real life.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Parks And Rec, humor, School, Math, Learning
“One person’s ‘annoying’ is another person’s ‘inspiring and heroic’.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: humor, Parks And Rec
“I would like to be president some day, so, no, I have not smoked marijuana.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: humor, Marijuana, President, Drugs, Parks And Rec
“I ate a brownie once. At a party in college. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable, actually. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there wasn't any pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Parks And Rec, Drugs, Pot Brownies, humor