11 Punny Christmas Puns
Ha-ha-ha! Merry Christmas!
Sade Andria Zabala
December 19, 2016
December 19, 2016
“i don’t understand why people think that depression goes away on holidays?? like ho ho ho I’m still feliz navidying”
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Puns
“A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation.
‘I think it’s raining,’ says the man.
‘No, it’s snowing,’ replies the woman.
‘How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!’ exclaims the man. ‘Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?’
‘Definitely raining,’ Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.
The man turns to his wife with a smile. ‘See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
‘I think it’s raining,’ says the man.
‘No, it’s snowing,’ replies the woman.
‘How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!’ exclaims the man. ‘Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?’
‘Definitely raining,’ Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.
The man turns to his wife with a smile. ‘See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
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Puns
“In every generation there is a chosen one. She alone must face the elves, the reindeer, and the forces of Christmas. She is the sleigher.”
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Puns, Buffy The Vampire Slayer
“Where do they celebrate Christmas in Star Wars?
In a galaxy fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la away.”
In a galaxy fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la away.”
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Puns
“Want to jingle my bells?”
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Puns, Dirty Puns
“Why does Santa Claus have no children?Answer: because he only comes once a year!”
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Puns, Dirty Puns