Christopher Skor

25 Best Quotes About Donald Trump That Proves He's A Loser

A hilarious, insightful collection about this century's biggest clown.
Sade Andria Zabala
July 9, 2016
“The GOP is going to nominate for President a guy who reads the National Enquirer and thinks it’s on the level.”
— Mark Salter, Anti-Trump Republicans confront a dilemma: Are they ready to help elect Clinton?
Tagged: Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Republican Party, Politics, Presidential Election 2016
“People don’t look at Donald Trump as to whether or not he releases his taxes or what this story was of 30 years ago. People look at Donald Trump and say, ‘Is this person going to cause an earthquake in Washington, D.C. and make something happen?’ That is it. That’s how he is being judged by the American people, so all these things that we’ve been analyzing for a year and that Mitt Romney’s obsessing over, it hasn’t done a thing.”
— Reince Priebus, RNC Chair: Nobody Cares How Awful Trump Has Been To Women
Tagged: Donald Trump, How Trump Is Being Judged, Mitt Romney
“I was reminded that Trump was still fundamentally a real estate developer with exactly zero previous campaign experience, who had gotten this far by spending only a fraction of what his opponents had and against the wishes of his party — who was as new to the idea of a Trump candidacy as the rest of us were.Although his political maturation over the past year had not been altogether linear, it seemed clear that an understanding of what his candidacy meant to his supporters was taking root. Trump seemed aware, despite his insistence that voters of all stripes were drawn to him, that his constituency came chiefly from white working-class Americans who felt left out of the Obama recovery and cheated by what they saw as a rigged economic system. Playing to this sentiment, he had begun to include in his speeches a litany of dire economic statistics pertaining to whichever state he happened to be visiting at the time. The data, compiled by Sam Clovis and Stephen Miller, senior policy advisers, invariably cited the collapse of that local manufacturing sector over the past two decades. It had become axiomatic in Trump World that wherever jobs had been lost was also where Trump’s voters could be found. 'They’re great people,' he murmured back on the plane after the event in Buffalo. 'And they want help.' His face crinkled in disgust. 'They don’t want hope. They want help.'”
— Robert Draper, Mr. Trump’s Wild Ride
Tagged: Donald Trump, Politics, Presidential Election 2016, Current Events
“The Republican Party’s attempt to treat Donald Trump as a normal political candidate would be laughable were it not so perilous to the republic.”
— Robert Kagan, This is how fascism comes to America
Tagged: Republican Party, Donald Trump, Politcs
“In politics and in life, ignorance is not a virtue. It’s not cool to not know what you’re talking about. That’s not keeping it real or telling it like it is. That’s not challenging political correctness. That’s just not knowing what you’re talking about.”
— Barack Obama, Obama On Trump
Tagged: Politics, Ignorance, Life, Donald Trump, Political Correctness, Social Issues, Communication
“‘This is a dark day,’ he said. ‘But I hold out hope that, come November, Americans could become dumber than us once more.”
— Andy Borowitz, British Lose Right to Claim That Americans Are Dumber- The New Yorker
Tagged: LOL, satire, humor, Brexit, Politics, Donald Trump
“I am sick and tired of watching folks like Boris Johnson, Marine Le Pen, Donald Trump, and others appeal to the worst racial instincts of our species, only to be shushed by folks telling me that it's not really racism driving their popularity. It's economic angst. It's regular folks tired of being spurned by out-of-touch elites. It's a natural anxiety over rapid cultural change.

Maybe it's all those things. But at its core, it's the last stand of old people who have been frightened to death by cynical right-wing media empires and the demagogues who enable them—all of whom have based their appeals on racism as overt as anything we've seen in decades. It's loathsome beyond belief, and not something I thought I'd ever see in my lifetime. But that's where we are.”
— Kevin Drum, Brexit wins
Tagged: Politics, Brexit, Donald Trump, racism, Social Class
“Donald Trump is a clown — literally, he could be in the circus. He’s getting huge support from people who are angry at everything. Mostly white males. Working-class, middle-class, poor white males. And their wives and traditional families. They are furious about everything.”
— Noam Chomsky, Noam Chomsky slams Trump: ‘He’s a clown — literally, he could be in the circus’
Tagged: Donald Trump, Clowns, Election 2016, Politicians As Clowns
“Over the years, Donald Trump has said all kinds of things about women in the workforce. He once called pregnant employees — and I quote — ‘an inconvenience.’ He says women will start making equal pay as soon as we do as good a job as men — as if weren’t already. Now these are the words not of someone who thinks highly of women who work, or who cares about helping parents balance work and family.”
— Hillary Clinton, We can’t let Donald Trump bankrupt America like one of his failed casinos.
Tagged: Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, 2016 Election, Women's Issues, Economy
“After the 2008 crisis, President Obama fought to enact the toughest, most comprehensive set of Wall Street reforms since the Great Depression. They’re designed to protect consumers and ensure that Wall Street can never again take the kinds of risks that crashed our economy the last time.

So what would Trump do? He said he wants to wipe out the tough rules we put on big banks. He said they created — quote — ‘a very bad situation.’ Well he’s got it backwards. The ‘very bad situation’ was millions of families seeing their homes and savings disappear.”
— Hillary Clinton, We can’t let Donald Trump bankrupt America like one of his failed casinos.
Tagged: Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, Wall Street, 2016 Election
“Now, I have a plan to pay for all my proposals, because I take America’s long-term financial health seriously.

Donald Trump has a different approach. He calls himself the King of Debt. And his tax plan sure lives up to that name. According to the independent Tax Policy Center, it would increase the national debt by more than $30 trillion over 20 years. That’s ‘trillion’ with a ‘t.’ It’s much, much more than any nominee of either party has ever proposed. An economist described it with words ‘not even in the universe of the realistic.’


And how would he pay for all this debt? He said, and I quote, ‘I would borrow, knowing if the economy crashed, you could make a deal. It’s like, you know, you make a deal before you go into a poker game.’


Well actually, it’s not like that at all.”
— Hillary Clinton, We can’t let Donald Trump bankrupt America like one of his failed casinos.
Tagged: Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, 2016 Election, National Debt
“The King of Debt has no real plan for making college debt payable back or making college debt free, this is a crisis that affects so many of our people.

He has no credible plan for rebuilding our infrastructure, apart from the wall that he wants to build. Personally I’d rather spend our money on rebuilding our schools or modernizing our energy grid.


He has no ideas how to strengthen Medicare or expand Social Security — in fact, his tax plan would endanger both.


He has no real strategy for creating jobs, just a string of empty promises. But then maybe we shouldn’t expect better from someone whose most famous words are, ‘You’re fired.”
— Hillary Clinton, We can’t let Donald Trump bankrupt America like one of his failed casinos.
Tagged: Hillary Clinton, 2016 Election, Donald Trump, Immigration, Economy, Education
“Donald Trump has no real strategy for creating jobs, just a string of empty promises. But then maybe we shouldn’t expect better from someone whose most famous words are, ‘You’re fired.'”
— Hillary Clinton, We can’t let Donald Trump bankrupt America like one of his failed casinos.
Tagged: Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, Economy, 2016 Election, 2016 Election Jokes
“I think Donald Trump has said he’s qualified to be President because of his business record. A few days ago, he said, and I quote, ‘I’m going to do for the country what I did for my business.’ So let’s take a look at what he did for his business.

He’s written a lot of books about business — they all seem to end at Chapter 11. Go figure.”
— Hillary Clinton, We can’t let Donald Trump bankrupt America like one of his failed casinos.
Tagged: Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, 2016 Election, 2016 Election Jokes
“My late father was a small businessman. If his customers had done what Trump did, my dad would never have made it. So, I take this personally.”
— Hillary Clinton, We can’t let Donald Trump bankrupt America like one of his failed casinos.
Tagged: Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, 2016 Election
“And beyond that — this election will say something about who we are as a people. Donald Trump believes in the worst of us. He thinks we’re fearful, not confident. That we favor division, not unity; walls, not bridges; and yesterday, not tomorrow. He thinks the only way forward is to go back to a past prosperity that left a lot of people out.”
— Hillary Clinton, We can’t let Donald Trump bankrupt America like one of his failed casinos.
Tagged: Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, 2016 Election, Immigration, Diversity
“I wish George Washington could visit our time and punch Donald Trump in the face.”
— Anonymous, via Tumblr
Tagged: LOL, Donald Trump, Funny
“Even if Republicans are persuaded that Hillary Clinton is Claire Underwood out of ‘House of Cards’—well, Claire Underwood is a more stable person to have in office than a cross between Sauron and Bozo the Clown.”
— Going There with Donald Trump, Going There with Donald Trump - The New Yorker
Tagged: Donald Trump, Election 2016, Politics
“Although Trump likes to portray himself as a successful entrepreneur who created a vastly profitable business, many people in the business world have long regarded him as a self-promoting huckster who emblazons his name on properties that don’t belong to him and habitually overstates his net worth.”
— Anthony Lane, Donald Trump’s Business Record Demands More Scrutiny - The New Yorker
Tagged: Donald Trump
“A person who thinks only about building walls, wherever they may be, and not building bridges, is not Christian. This is not the gospel.”
— Pope Francis, Pope Francis on Trump: Building walls 'is not Christian'
Tagged: Donald Trump
“Your first response to anything Donald Trump says is to laugh then to be sad.”
— Rand Paul, via Tumblr
Tagged: Donald Trump
“Intelligent Americans who are shocked and surprised at the rise of Donald Trump, a fascist demagogue who appeals to the basest instincts in fundamentalists and fanatics, should now be able to understand the rise of radical religious terrorist movements in the Middle East as well.

If, in light of the paranoia and fear in America, someone like Trump is gaining popularity, imagine a land a million times worse, plagued with civil war and mass migrations and continual genocide and carpet bombs and drones. Is it surprising that radical, messianic, violent groups will arise and even gain a modicum of popularity?

Stop blaming the religion; blame the political situation that caused such sentiments to go mainstream.”
— Yasir Qadhi, via Facebook
Tagged: Islamophobia, Donald Trump
“Next to Fred Trump, Roy Cohn was the single greatest influence in Donald’s life. And Roy is incandescent evil. I would sit with him, and it was enough to make you rush back to church, the Satanic feeling that he would give you. That was Donald’s mentor and constant sidekick, who represented all five of the organized crime families in the City of New York.”
— Wayne Barrett, Trump's "Greatest Mentor" was Red-Baiting Aide to Joseph McCarthy and Attorney for NYC Mob Families
Tagged: Donald Trump
“He gives me the creeps.”
— Princess Diana, Lustful Donald Trump gave Princess Di the creeps
Tagged: LOL, Donald Trump
“Voldemort was nowhere near as bad.”
— J. K. Rowling, via twitter.com
Tagged: LOL, Donald Trump, Harry Potter