Gilmore Girls

36 Gilmore Girls Quotes That'll Get You Excited For Its Return Friday

Very romantic says the man who yells finally at the end of Love Story
Becca Martin
August 29, 2016
“Max: Because clearly we're attracted to each other.

Lorelai: I’m attracted to pie. It doesn’t mean I feel the need to date pie.”
— Max & Lorelai, Gilmore Girls
“It’s all any of us wants, to find a nice person to hang out with ‘til we drop dead. Not a lot to ask.”
— Lorelai, Gilmore Girls
“I cannot do this alone, I need my mommy and I don’t care who knows it.”
— Rory, Gilmore Girls
“The drinks fortify us. The drinks give us strength. The drinks get us drunk.”
— Lorelai, Gilmore Girls
“I’m afraid once your heart is involved, it all comes out in moron.”
— Lorelai, Gilmore Girls
“You have to sleep, it’s what keeps you pretty.”
— Lorelai, Gilmore Girls
“I don’t like Mondays. But unfortunately they come around eventually.”
— Lorelai, Gilmore Girls
“People are particularly stupid today. I can’t talk to any more of them.”
— Michele, Gilmore Girls
“I don’t want to be that kind of girl. That kind of girl who just falls apart because she doesn’t have a boyfriend.”
— Rory, Gilmore Girls
“Max: Do you like coffee?

Lorelai: Only with my oxygen.”
— Max & Lorelai, Gilmore Girls
“I don’t know what anything means anymore. I mean I can’t even read my own handwriting.”
— Paris, Gilmore Girls
“A little nervous breakdown can really work wonders for a girl.”
— Rory, Gilmore Girls
“I live in two worlds, one is a world of books.`”
— Rory, Gilmore Girls
“And if eating cake is wrong, I don’t want to be right.”
— Lorelai, Gilmore Girls
“You’ll mess it up. You’ll mess everything up. Because every time you come back, it always ends up the same way.”
— Rory, Gilmore Girls
“I can’t date. I’m not genetically set up for it.”
— Paris, Gilmore Girls
“I’m in love with him. Despite all the bad he does, I can’t help it. I’m in love with him.”
— Rory, Gilmore Girls
“I can be flexible. As long as everything is the way I want it. I’m totally flexible.”
— Lorelai, Gilmore Girls
“Rory: You're happy.

Lorelai: Yeah.

Rory: . . . Did you do something slutty?

Lorelai: I'm not that happy.”
— Rory & Lorelai, Gilmore Girls
“Rory: You just want to hold a grudge.

Lorelai: Yes. Burns more calories.

Rory: That's not true.

Lorelai: Yes, it is. How do you think your grandma got those legs of hers? She's not exactly a StairMaster gal.”
— Rory & Lorelai, Gilmore Girls
“Lorelai: Don't study so much that you get brilliant, go mad, grow a big bald egghead, and try to take over the world, OK? 'Cause I want to go shoe shopping this weekend.

Rory: Promise. I will not go mad until we get you some boots.”
— Rory & Lorelai, Gilmore Girls
“This is it. She can finally go to Harvard like she’s always wanted and get the education that I never got and get to do all the things that I never got to do and then I can resent her for it and we can finally have a normal mother-daughter relationship.”
— Lorelai, Gilmore Girls
“My life stinks. Hey, let’s look into each other’s eyes and say ‘I wish I were you’ at exactly the same time — maybe we’ll pull a ‘Freaky Friday.”
— Lorelai, Gilmore Girls
“I love pudding. I worship it. I have a bowl up on the mantel at home with the Virgin Mary, a glass of wine, and a dollar bill next to it.”
— Lorelai, Gilmore Girls
“Did you know that a butt model makes $10,000 a day?”
— Lorelai, Gilmore Girls
“Well, we like our Internet slow, okay? We can turn it on, walk around, dance, make a sandwich. With DSL, there’s no dancing, no walking, and we’d starve. It’d be all work and no play. Have you not seen ‘The Shining,’ Mom?”
— Lorelai, Gilmore Girls
“I’m going to go make out in the coat room. Don’t eat my chicken.”
— Lorelai, Gilmore Girls
“Hey, guys, go on over to the diner and have breakfast with your families, and then ask the nice man in the baseball hat and the flannel shirt to do sock puppets for you. And if he says no, just ask him louder. It’s part of the game!”
— Lorelai, Gilmore Girls
“Rory: The house is burning and you can save the cake or me. Which do you save?

Lorelai: That’s not fair. The cake doesn’t have legs.”
— Rory & Lorelai, Gilmore Girls
“Rory: Mother-daughter window washing. We should try that.

Lorelai: Yeah, right after mother-daughter shock treatments.”
— Rory & Lorelai, Gilmore Girls