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Rory & Lorelai

Rory & Lorelai Quotes

Total quotes: 6

Rory & Lorelai

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Total quotes: 6

“Rory: You're happy.

Lorelai: Yeah.

Rory: . . . Did you do something slutty?

Lorelai: I'm not that happy.”

— Rory & Lorelai, Gilmore Girls

“Rory: The house is burning and you can save the cake or me. Which do you save?

Lorelai: That’s not fair. The cake doesn’t have legs.”

— Rory & Lorelai, Gilmore Girls

“Rory: Mother-daughter window washing. We should try that.

Lorelai: Yeah, right after mother-daughter shock treatments.”

— Rory & Lorelai, Gilmore Girls

“Rory: You just want to hold a grudge.

Lorelai: Yes. Burns more calories.

Rory: That's not true.

Lorelai: Yes, it is. How do you think your grandma got those legs of hers? She's not exactly a StairMaster gal.”

— Rory & Lorelai, Gilmore Girls

“Rory: One sec. You know Mom, I hate to bring this up, but I think there’s a really obvious solution to our problem.

Lorelai: I know, hon.

Rory: You do?

Lorelai: Yes. And frankly, I think if I sold you into white slavery, I would miss you.”

— Rory & Lorelai, Gilmore Girls

“Lorelai: Don't study so much that you get brilliant, go mad, grow a big bald egghead, and try to take over the world, OK? 'Cause I want to go shoe shopping this weekend.

Rory: Promise. I will not go mad until we get you some boots.”

— Rory & Lorelai, Gilmore Girls

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