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Noticed my neighbors car was backed up to his window still running. Then noticed the hose pipe running from the exhaust right into his bedroom window. Opened the door to a house filled with exhaust and confirmed he was still in there. Then went back home and woke my parents to call 911.
Didn't have to worry about going to school that day. Rip Danny Rubio.”
They really aren't joking when they say runners are usually the ones to find dead bodies. That was a hobby I decided not to continue.”
We still actually talk and hang out every now and again but it's never been or never will be mentioned. Fuck, I sometimes think I might have dreamt it but deep down I know that shit happened and I'm not sure why.”
Family and few closer friends think I'm charismatic, successful person who has had several relationships behind me
Good looks, positive attitude, great career, sense of style mean nothing if you're a shy anxious wreck around people you actually like”
I can't remember anything. If its not written down, I will probably forget to do it. Its always things I need to do, or stuff I need to get at the store etc, I'm not forgetting names or where I am or anything. I also have a terrible time with getting distracted, like right now. I used to be able to concentrate on a task for hours on end, but now I can get sidetracked so easily.
I play off my forgetfulness as a joke, but its getting worse and I'm getting scared.”
I'm an au pair who has zero friends and is so deeply in debt that I couldn't afford grad school if I wanted to. Also have no idea what I want to do for a career in contrast to my family thinking I'm going into academia.”
And now that we are 'trying' to have our second kid, I'd still rather masturbate than have sex because I know the only reason she's showing interest is because we want another kid.”
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