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Quotes tagged “Husband and Wife”
Wife: You're coming back?”
Me: I let them read my tweets for free.
Wife: Oh. So you punished them.”
Me: If reindeer only live where it snows, why aren't they called snow deer?
Wife: I don't know why I talk to you.”
Wife: You missed a spot.
Wife: *motions to the entire house*”
[30 seconds later]
Me: Want to split six more?”
Me: You need me in your life after all.
Wife: I could replace you with a step ladder.”
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