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“[Seymour recounts how he found Audrey II]

Seymour: You remember that total eclipse of the sun about a week ago?

Crystal, Ronette, Chiffon: [singing] Da-doo!

Seymour: I was walkin' in the wholesale flower district that day...

Crystal, Ronette, Chiffon: Shoop da-doo.

Seymour: And I passed by this place, where this old Chinese man...

Crystal, Ronette, Chiffon: Chang, da-doo.

Seymour: He sometimes sells me weird and exotic cuttings...

Crystal, Ronette, Chiffon: Snip, da-doo.

Seymour: 'Cause he knows, you see, that strange plants are my hobby.

Crystal, Ronette, Chiffon: Da da da da da da-doo.

Seymour: He didn't have anything unusual there that day.

Crystal, Ronette, Chiffon: Nope, da-doo.

Seymour: So, I was just about to, you know, walk on by...

Doo-Wop Street Singer: Good for you.

Seymour: When suddenly, and without warning, there was this...

Crystal, Ronette, Chiffon: ...total eclipse of the sun!

Seymour: It got very dark, and there was this strange humming sound, like something from another world.

Crystal, Ronette, Chiffon: Da-doo!

Seymour: And when the light came back, this weird plant was just sitting there...

Crystal, Ronette, Chiffon: Whoop, see-doo.

Seymour: Just, you know, stuck in, among the zinnias.

Crystal, Ronette, Chiffon: Audrey II!

Seymour: I coulda sworn it hadn't been there before, but the old Chinese man sold it to me anyways, for a dollar ninety-five.”
— Seymour Krelborn, Little Shop of Horrors
Tagged: doo-wop, old chinese man
“Orin: Look Seymour, this could happen to you. Unless I take immediate action.

Seymour: [helpless in dentist chair] What's that?

Orin: [enthusiastically] A drill.

Seymour: It's rusty!

Orin: It's an antique. They don't make 'em like this any more. Sturdy. Heavy. Dull! I'm gonna want some gas fer this.

Seymour: Oh, thank God. I thought you weren't gonna use any.

Orin: Oh, the gas isn't for you Seymour, it's for me. You see, I wanna really enjoy this.”
— Seymour Krelborn, Little Shop of Horrors
Tagged: Gas, dental pain
“Patrick Martin: Whaddya say, Seymour? Do we have a deal?

Seymour: No! Keep your contract. Nobody's touchin' that plant, you hear?

Patrick Martin: Hey, we're offerin' a lotta money here!

Seymour: Forget the money. Take the money and leave!

Patrick Martin: Whaddya, nuts?

Seymour: Yeah, I'm nuts! Get outta here!

Patrick Martin: Hey, now, come on!

Seymour: Go on! Get outta here!

Patrick Martin: You're a loon!

Seymour: Go on and get out!

Patrick Martin: Look, I'll come back when you're in a better mood!

Seymour: Go on, get outta here now!

Patrick Martin: Alright!”
— Seymour Krelborn, Little Shop of Horrors
Tagged: Contract, Money
“Audrey: All I ever wanted was you and a sweet little house.

Seymour: Oh Audrey, you're the most wonderful person that ever lived. We're gonna get that little house and everything's gonna be all right, you'll see.”
— Seymour Krelborn, Little Shop of Horrors
Tagged: Anthropomorphic Metaphors, Vegetable
“Wait for me, Audrey. This is between me and the vegetable!”
— Seymour Krelborn, Little Shop of Horrors
Tagged: Anthropomorphic Metaphors, Vegetable
“Orin: [holding a dentist's tool] Let me ask you something! Does this scare you? Would you like if I took this and headed right for your damn incisors?

Seymour: [looks terrified]

Orin: It'd hurt, right?

Seymour: Uh huh.

Orin: You'd scream, right?

Seymour: Uh huh.

Orin: Well, get your ass in here!”
— Seymour Krelborn, Little Shop of Horrors
Tagged: Pain, ass, Dentist
“It's true! I chopped him up. But I didn't kill him!”
— Seymour Krelborn, Little Shop of Horrors
Tagged: Murder, dismemberment, splitting hairs
“Seymour: [singing] I don't know.

Audrey II: Come on, boy!

Seymour: [singing] I don't know!

Audrey II: Lighten up!

Seymour: [singing] I have so, so many strong reservations.

Audrey II: Tell it to the Marines!

Seymour: [singing] Should I go and perform mutilations?”
— Seymour Krelborn, Little Shop of Horrors
Tagged: Marines, Reservations
“Seymour: Wait a minute, Audrey II, that's not a very nice thing to say!

Audrey II: But it's true, isn't it?

Seymour: No! I don't know anybody who deserves to get chopped up and fed to a hungry plant!

Audrey II: Mmmmmm, sure you do!

[Turns Seymour around to look out the window. They see Orin and Audrey. Orin yells at Audrey and at last hits her]”
— Seymour Krelborn, Little Shop of Horrors
Tagged: man-eater
“Seymour: [singing] Poor/All my life I've always been poor/I keep asking God what I'm for/And he tells me, ‘Gee, I'm not sure’/’Sweep that floor, kid!’/Oh, I started life as an orphan/A child of the street/Here on skid row/He took me in/Gave me shelter, a bed/Crust of bread and a job/Treats me like dirt, calls me a slob/Which I am/So I live...

Company: Downtown!

Seymour: That's your home address/You live...

Company: Downtown!

Seymour: When your life's a mess/You live...

Company: Downtown!

Seymour: Where depression's just status quo.

Company: Down on Skid Row.”
— Seymour Krelborn, Little Shop of Horrors
Tagged: skid row, downtown
“Seymour: Every household in America? Thousands of you eating... that's what you had in mind all along, isn't it?

Audrey II: No shit, Sherlock.

Seymour: We're not talking about one hungry plant here, we're talking about world conquest.

Audrey II: And I want to thank you.”
— Seymour Krelborn, Little Shop of Horrors
Tagged: man-eater, No Shit Sherlock
“Audrey II: Feed me!

Seymour: Does it have to be human?

Audrey II: Feed me!

Seymour: Does it have to be mine?

Audrey II: Feeeed me!

Seymour: Where am I supposed to get it?

Audrey II: [singing] Feed me, Seymour / Feed me all night long—That's right, boy!—You can do it! Feed me, Seymour / Feed me all night long / Ha ha ha ha ha! / Cause if you feed me, Seymour / I can grow up big and strong.”
— Seymour Krelborn, Little Shop of Horrors
Tagged: feed me, man-eater
“Seymour: The Audrey Two is not a healthy girl.

Mr. Mushnik: Strictly between us—neither is the Audrey One.”
— Seymour Krelborn, Little Shop of Horrors
Tagged: healthy
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