Quotes tagged ‘Dentist’

“Orin: [holding a dentist's tool] Let me ask you something! Does this scare you? Would you like if I took this and headed right for your damn incisors? Seymour: [looks terrified] Orin: It'd hurt, right? Seymour: Uh huh. Orin: You'd scream, right? Seymour: Uh huh. Orin: Well, get your ass in here!”

— Howard Ashman, Seymour Krelborn, Rick Moranis, imdb.com

“Steve Bolander: Where are you going? It's awfully early in the morning. Curt Henderson: [pause] I have a dentist appointment.”

— George Lucas, Gloria Katz, Willard Huyck, Curt Henderson, Richard Dreyfuss, imdb.com

“Lucius: Alright, now to the important business: this company picnic. James: Oh, fuck. Lucius: See, that’s the enthusiasm I love about you guys. Everyone’s coming. Dee: I think I’m getting a toothache. Lucius: Well, bring your dentist.”

— Jack LoGiudice, Paul Eckstein, Lucius Mosley, Terrence Howard, imdb.com

“What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie.”

— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com

“An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants and raised her legs. The dentist said: "Excuse me; I 'm not a gynecologist." "I know," said the old lady "I want you to take my husband's teeth out."”

— MattCloudy999, reddit.com

“What is the difference between a Dentist and Brain Surgeon? A slip of the knife.”

— SwordYieldingCypher, reddit.com