“We spend hours on the phone, just talking. He loves my taste in music. I spend the night at his hotel when he's in town. We make love on silk sheets. Oh, God, he's gentle and strong. Sometimes he's dark. He took me to the edge of his balcony once and he asked, 'Are you afraid?' And I said, 'Yes.' And he said, 'Good.' That's how I feel with you. And then we made love. And then we ate dinner, Mm, and it was fancy. He thinks I'm prettier than my sister. Yeah.”
— Sandra Kaluiokalani, Superstore, Season 2: Ladies' Lunch

Annotation

Sandra is soft-spoken and often does not say much. This is one of her first big lines in the show and it's particularly funny. What adds to it? She's making this whole story up/

Tagged: Funny Monologues, Being Seduced
Share on Facebook
Share on Twitter

Superstore

Explore more quotes:

Beach Quotes (42)
Deep Quotes (500)
Encouraging Quotes (30)
Funny Quotes (120)
Inspirational Quotes (501)
Quotes about Love (854)
TV Quotes (1,000+)
Movie Quotes (1,000+)

About the author

This page was created by our editorial team. Each page is manually curated, researched, collected, and issued by our staff writers. Quotes contained on this page have been double checked for their citations, their accuracy and the impact it will have on our readers.

Kelly Peacock is an accomplished poet and social media expert based in Brooklyn, New York. Kelly has a Bachelor's degree in creative writing from Farieligh Dickinson University and has contributed to many literary and cultural publications. Kelly assists on a wide variety of quote inputting and social media functions for Quote Catalog. Visit her personal website here.

Kendra Syrdal is a writer, editor, partner, and senior publisher for The Thought & Expression Company. Over the last few years she has been personally responsible for writing, editing, and producing over 30+ million pageviews on Thought Catalog.