A few guys in my gym class took his info, and the guy who handed out the cards explained that he had a bunch of buttplugs and dildos which he'd sell for $10, and some random stuff like handcuffs and vibrators for $15. He said to go to a McDonald's downtown and look for a guy with a black hoodie, aviators and a big green army duffel bag.
To this day, nobody has caught the Mystery McDonald's Dildo Man.”
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