Robin, drugged and trying to explain the plot of Back to the Future: So like, I wasn’t totally focused in there or anything, but I’m pretty sure that mom was trying to bang her son.

Steve, also drugged: Wait, wait, the hot chick was Alex P. Keaton’s mom?

Robin: Yeah, I’m pretty sure.

Steve: But they’re the same age.

Robin: No, but he went back in time.

Steve: Then why is it called Back to the Future?!

Robin: He has to go back to the future because he’s in the past so the future is actually the present which is his time.

Steve: Wh-what?!”

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