“Well, look at it this way. We drop the dog off in front of somebody's house in the country. They find it and adopt it. Now the dog is prancing in the fields. Dancing and prancing. Fresh air. Dandelions. We're doing this dog a real favor.”


Kramer tries convincing Elaine why kidnapping the dog whose barking has been driving her crazy and releasing it to the country will actually be good for the dog.

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