The haunting memories of lost love. May I? Lights? Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards.

— Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards), Seinfeld, Season 9: The Burning

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Kramer acts like a gonorrhea patients for medical students whose task is to diagnose his illness.

Acting Class Medical Students Gonorrhea Urination

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Seinfeld, Season 9: The Burning

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