Let me tell you why women, you win 99.9% of all fights. Yup. Yup, and I’ll tell you why right now. Here it is: because you are mental terrorists.
You are brain ninjas and you know how to get in there with your katana and just cut us; and disappear into the night.
"(2:54 - 3:24)
Dane Cook talking about why women win fights at the Stand Up Comedy Show Vicious Circle