Sebastian: I want to let you know you're looking at a new man.

Bill: Good.

Sebastian: A man who's happy to be here.

Bill: Excellent.

Sebastian: Very easy to work with. Yeah.

Bill: Right, and you'll play the set list.

Sebastian: Happy to. Even though I don’t think anyone cares what I play, but yeah.

Bill: Well, if by ‘anyone’ you mean anyone other than me, that would be correct. I care and I don’t want to hear the free jazz.

Sebastian: Right. Okay. Although I, I thought in this town it worked on a sort of ‘one for you, one for me’ basis type system. How about two for you, one for me? [Bill doesn’t answer]

Sebastian: How about all for you and none for me?

Bill: That’s perfect, yes.

Sebastian: Great.

Bill: Okay.

Sebastian: Okay, a mutual decision then.

Bill: Right, made by me.

Sebastian: Right, and I sign off on it, so.

Bill: Whatever. Tell yourself what you want to know.”

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