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What We Do in the Shadows

A documentary-style look into the daily (or rather, nightly) lives of a group of vampires in Staten Island who have “lived” together for hundreds and hundreds of years.

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Genres:

Comedy, Horror

Full production credits:

Art direction Aaron Noel

Story editor Aasia Lashay Bullock

First assistant camera Adam Boljanic

Original music composer Albert Fox

First assistant art direction Aleks Cameron

Original casting Allison Jones

Visual effects producer Amanda Lariviere

Script coordinator Amelia Haller

Art direction Andrea Raymond

Gaffer Andrew Sneyd

Consulting producer Ayo Edebiri

Original casting Ben Harris

First assistant director Bob Warwick

Casting associate Briana Dunlay

First assistant art direction Bruce Wrighte

Second assistant director Cheyenne Byng

Director of photography Christian Sprenger

First assistant camera Ciaran Copelin

Editor Dane McMaster

First assistant director Daniela Barbosa

First assistant director Darren Price

Additional director of photography David A. Makin

Producer Derek Rappaport

Sound re-recording mixer Diego Gat

First assistant art direction Diette MacDonald

Director of photography DJ Stipsen

Executive producer Eli Bush

Digital intermediate colorist Ethan Schwartz

Executive producer Garrett Basch

Casting Gayle Keller

Location manager Greg Holmgren

Assistant editor Hannah Anaya

Communicator Harvey Guillen

Post production supervisor Holden Ward

Producer Ingrid Lageder

Special effects coordinator J.R. Kenny

Co-producer Jake Bender

Second assistant director James Gilchrist

Location manager James Wilson

Communicator Jason Woliner

Stunt coordinator Jean-François Lachapelle

First assistant camera Jeff DaSilva

Executive producer Jemaine Clement

Local casting Jenny Lewis

Executive consultant Jesse Armstrong

Construction coordinator Jesse Balzan

Original music composer John Enroth

Costume supervisor Judy Laukkanen

Assistant production manager Justin Kelly

Camera operator Kaelin McCowan

Property master Kaitlin Jones

Communicator Kayvan Novak

Set decoration Kerri Wylie

Production coordinator Kiran Singh

Extras casting Krista Fraser

Co-executive producer Kyle Newacheck

Costume design Laura Montgomery

Production accountant Lincoln D'Souza

Post production coordinator Lynn La

Visual effects producer Malorie Moriana

Co-executive producer Marika Sawyer

Camera operator Mark Cyre

Original music composer Mark Mothersbaugh

Communicator Mark Proksch

Communicator Matt Berry

Additional director of photography Michael Storey

Visual effects supervisor Mohammad Ghorbankarimi

Prosthetic designer Neil Morrill

Music supervisor Nora Felder

Executive producer Paul Simms

Production designer Ra Vincent

Transportation coordinator Randy Hastings

Production sound mixer Rob Beal

First assistant director Ross Clyde

Executive consultant Sam Bain

Executive producer Sam Johnson

Associate producer Samanatha Shier

Animatronic and prosthetic effects Samantha Breault

Sound re-recording mixer Samuel Ejnes

Local casting Sara Kay

Makeup department head Sarah Milk

Producer Sarah Naftalis

Executive producer Scott Rudin

Co-producer Shana Gohd

Production design Shayne Fox

Co-executive producer Stefani Robinson

Sound supervisor Steffan Falesitch

First assistant art direction Stephen Crowhurst

Visual effects supervisor Stephen W. Pugh

Music editor Steve Griffen

Script supervisor Sydney Kondruss

Director Taika Waititi

Hair department head Tamara Harrod

Vfx editor Thomas Calderon

Second unit director Tig Fong

Associate producer Tyson Breuer

Visual effects assistant editor Vince Filippone

Story editor Wally Baram

Key grip Wayne St-George

Assistant editor Wendy Nomiyama

Co-producer William Meny

Editor Yana Gorskaya

Co-producer Zach Dunn

Co-producer Zach Hagen

Writers:

Jemaine Clement, Marika Sawyer, Paul Simms, Stefani Robinson

Last updated: 2022-08-15

Characters in ‘What We Do in the Shadows’

Quotes By Season

“Guillermo is my familiar, but sometimes he's a little too familiar, you know what I mean? I mean, he's always just there.”

— Nandor, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: Pilot

Tagged: Vampie Familars

“It's a glitter portrait. It's a portrait made from glitter.”

— Nandor, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: Pilot

Tagged: Glitter Portrait

“Government Official: Please describe the right to bear arms.

Nandor: If it's a nice day, you should have the right to bare your arms.

Government Official: All right.Moving on.”

— Nandor, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: Citizenship

Tagged: Witty Dialouge , Right to Bear Arms

“We have come up with a list of all the things we would like to change once the vampires are in charge.

I'd like to see the construction of a huge opaque dome the size of the city, covering the city, and blocking out all sunlight. No noise during daylight hours. All local churches to destroy their crucifixes. A total ban on turtlenecks. A vampire-only television channel.

I would like for me, personally, my favorite comedy, Priests Falling Over. Free but compulsory harpsichord concerts every day of the week. We would have nun-free zones with a sign that says: ‘No Nuns.No Nuns. None.’”

— Nadja, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: City Council

Tagged: Vampire Demands

“When it comes to zoning ordinances, I have a few thoughts.”

— Colin Robinson, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: City Council

Tagged: Emotional Vampires at Town Meetings

“It seems that, uh, government workers are immune to hypnotism. It's like their souls are dead or something.”

— Nandor, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: Citizenship

Tagged: Government Workers, The Soulless

“There is nothing more devastating than finding out your husband has made porn... and it's so bloody boring.”

— Nadja, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: The Orgy

Tagged: Boring Porono

“Cashier: Did you just throw a coin at me?

Nandor: Yes.

Cashier: Sir, you can't be throwing ancient coins at me.

Nandor: Guillermo, stab this man.

Guillermo: He's joking.

Nandor: Stab him.

Guillermo: I tried, and...here you go, man.

Cashier: Thank you so much.

Nandor: [to Guillermo] You kind of disobeyed me just now. And I'm noting it.”

— Nandor, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: Pilot

Tagged: Stabbing, Coins, joking, Disobedience

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