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Jemaine Clement

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Jemaine Clement Quotes

Total quotes: 5

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Jemaine Clement

Fictional Character

Birthday: January 10, 1974

Nationality: New Zealand

Occupations: Film Actor, Singer, Stand-up Comedian, Voice Actor, Comedian

Total quotes: 5

“Are you just trying to get me to talk about myself? Because if you are... I will gladly do so.”

— Tamatoa (voice), Moana

Tagged: Self-Absorbed, Talking About Yourself

“Deacon: I think we drink virgin blood because it sounds cool.

Vladislav: I think of it like this. If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.”

— Deacon, What We Do in the Shadows

Tagged: Virgin Blood, Sandwich, Fuck

“Guillermo is my familiar, but sometimes he's a little too familiar, you know what I mean? I mean, he's always just there.”

— Nandor, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: Pilot

Tagged: Vampie Familars

“It's a glitter portrait. It's a portrait made from glitter.”

— Nandor, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: Pilot

Tagged: Glitter Portrait

“Cashier: Did you just throw a coin at me?

Nandor: Yes.

Cashier: Sir, you can't be throwing ancient coins at me.

Nandor: Guillermo, stab this man.

Guillermo: He's joking.

Nandor: Stab him.

Guillermo: I tried, and...here you go, man.

Cashier: Thank you so much.

Nandor: [to Guillermo] You kind of disobeyed me just now. And I'm noting it.”

— Nandor, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: Pilot

Tagged: Stabbing, Coins, joking, Disobedience

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