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“Did you fuck Ashley last night? Cause when I fucked her this morning, I felt very close to you, Ray.”
— Stu Feldman, Ray Donovan, Season 2: Snowflake
Tagged: Sex, same person, close
“The world went fucking nuts when I was inside. Now you can buy pot in the strip mall, they got a black guy in the White House, and two men can marry each other.”
— Mickey Donovan, Ray Donovan, Season 2: Viagra
Tagged: Nuts, Reality, different
“Breasts are for children, when you grow up it's all about ass.”
— Mickey Donovan, Ray Donovan, Season 2: Uber Ray
Tagged: Breast, Children, ass, Body
“I could use a little oral raping myself right about now.”
— Mickey Donovan, Ray Donovan, Season 1: Twerk
Tagged: little, oral, right now
“You're a nosy cunt, you know that?”
— Abby Donovan, Ray Donovan, Season 1: The Golem
Tagged: Nosy, annoyed
“Black don't crack.”
— Mickey Donovan, Ray Donovan, Season 1: Black Cadillac
Tagged: Black, Crack
“Stop offering people shit! This is a home invasion!”
— Lee Drexler, Ray Donovan, Season 2: Sunny
Tagged: Free Shit, Home Invasion
“Abby: What do you think he did?

Ray: I don't know.

Abby: You think he fucked a girl to death?”
— David Hollander, Miki Johnson, Ray Donovan, Season 5: Las Vegas
Tagged: Fucked to Death
“Manager: What you doing, Mick?

Mickey: Writing a screenplay. It's going to be a killer. 

Manager: Writing? I didn't even know you could read. 

Mickey: And I didn't know gas stations sold women's clothes.”
— Mickey Donovan, Ray Donovan, Season 5: Las Vegas
Tagged: Screenplay, Screenwriting, Literacy
“I just wanna open the bar and sing songs.”
— Abby Donovan, Ray Donovan, Season 5: Horses
Tagged: Singing, Drinking, Yearning
“Ray: Speaking of priests, you killed the wrong one, Mick.
 

Mickey: What are you talkin' about?
 

Ray: The priest that molested Bunchy? They moved him out that parish ten years ago. You killed his brother, you moron.


Mickey: So what? He didn't fuck my boy, he fucked someone else’s.”
— Ray Donovan, Ray Donovan, Season 1: Twerk
Tagged: Anti-Catholic, Pedophile Priests, Fuck
“Ray: You could go anywhere in the world. Where do you go?


Abby: I dunno. 


Ray: Italy? India? What?


Abby: Back in time.”
— Ray Donovan, Ray Donovan, Season 5: Sold
Tagged: Wistfulness, India, Italy, time travel
“Abby: Did you traumatize him?

Ray: I sure fucking hope so.”
— Sean Conway, David Hollander, Ray Donovan, Season 4: The Texan
Tagged: Trauma, Fucking
“I don't think anything, I just think you're fucking beautiful.”
— David Hollander, Mike Binder, Ray Donovan, Season 4: Lake Hollywood
Tagged: Fucking, Beautiful
“I want you to fuck me. The way you used to.”
— Abby Donovan, Ray Donovan, Season 4: Fish and Bird
Tagged: Fuck Me
“Why don't you go suck each other off in the corner somewhere?”
— Marisol Campos, Ray Donovan, Season 4: Marisol
Tagged: Suck Off, Homophobia
“Ray's just like my old man was with my mom. Too caught up with his own bullshit to realize how beautiful she was.”
— Terry Donovan, Ray Donovan, Season 3: Poker
Tagged: Bullshit, Beautiful, Old Man, Self-Absorbed
“We've already killed one piece of shit priest in this place. It won't be such a chore to kill another.”
— Bunchy Donovan, Ray Donovan, Season 3: Tulip
Tagged: Anti-Catholic, priest, Murder, Vigliantism
“Dave: You look like a fuckin' teenager!

Abby: I feel like an old woman.”
— Brett Johnson, Ann Biderman, Ray Donovan, Season 3: Breakfast of Champions
Tagged: teenager, Ageism, Old Woman, looks
“No. Don't be like that. Don't go back inside your shell. It's good to talk to other men about your shit. It's good to open up.”
— Steve Knight, Ray Donovan, Season 2: Volcheck
Tagged: Talk It Out, Open Up, Talking Cure
“Mickey: Well, they say write about what you know. I know about two things: robbin' banks and fuckin' black chicks.

Paramount Exec: Let's see where that goes.”
— Mickey Donovan, Ray Donovan, Season 2: Viagra
Tagged: Robbing Banks, Writers
“At first I thought I wanted to help the victims, but it turns out I just like talking to sociopaths. They fascinate me.”
— Kate, Ray Donovan, Season 2: Irish Spring
Tagged: sociopaths, Hybristophilia, Savior Complex
“I don't wanna go home. Can we go to a hotel and have sex?”
— Abby Donovan, Ray Donovan, Season 2: Irish Spring
Tagged: Motel Sex
“OK. I shouldn't have pushed you down the stairs, but you did break my phone.”
— Conor Donovan, Ray Donovan, Season 2: Irish Spring
Tagged: Half-Hearted Apologies
“Ed: What the fuck you lookin' at?

Ray: Your mom.”
— Ray Donovan, Ray Donovan, Season 2: Uber Ray
Tagged: Yo Mama, What You Lookin' At?
“Fuckin’ Ray. I hate him all day but when I'm drunk all I do is think about him.”
— Abby Donovan, Ray Donovan, Season 1: New Birthday
Tagged: Drunk, Hate, Unrequited
“Frances: Sweetheart, what are we doing?

Terry: You're cheatin' on him. It's not fair.

Frances: Fair? Who cares about fair? I'm in love with you. There are arrangements that people live with.

Terry: It's indecent. You can't go from his bed into mine.

Frances: If it's so indecent, why did you keep fucking me? You knew about it.

Terry: So. It's over between us.”
— Terry Donovan, Ray Donovan, Season 1: Bridget
Tagged: Cheating, Indecent, It's Over
“Ray: How's Bridg?

Abby: She's a little bitch. She thinks I'm an idiot and you're an animal.

Ray: Well, she's right about one of us.”
— Ray Donovan, Ray Donovan, Season 1: Bridget
Tagged: Bitch, animal, Idiot
“Do you know how much money I gave after Katrina? Darfur? I'm a good person. You know, I struggle, I hurt, I make mistakes. But I'm a good person. I make this world a better place. You gotta help me, Ray.”
— Sean Walker, Ray Donovan, Season 1: The Bag or the Bat
Tagged: Hurricane Katrina, Darfur, charity
“You know how ya start your mornings in prison? Watching your cellmates take a shit!”
— Mickey Donovan, Ray Donovan, Season 1: Twerk
Tagged: Prison, Cellmates, Scatological
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