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Fleabag Quotes

“When you find somebody that you love it feels like hope.”
— The Priest, Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 6
Tagged: Love, Hope, romance
“It takes strength to know what's right. And love isn't something that weak people do.”
— The Priest, Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 6
Tagged: strength, Right vs. Wrong , Love, Weak
“I think you know how to love better than any of us. That's why you find it all so painful.”
— Dad, Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 6
Tagged: Love, better, deeply
“Love is awful. It's awful. It's painful. It's frightening. Makes you doubt yourself, judge yourself. Distance yourself from the other people in your life. Makes you selfish. Makes you creepy! Makes you obsessed with your hair. Makes you cruel! Makes you say and do things you never thought you would do! It's all any of us want, and it's hell when we get there!”
— The Priest, Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 6
Tagged: Love, creepy, cruel, Awful, Painful
“I'm a douche, but I make you laugh.”
— Martin, Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 6
Tagged: laugh, Relationship, struggles
“I think the thing you hate the most about yourself is that you actually love me.”
— Martin, Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 6
Tagged: Hate, Love, Relationships, Marriage Problems
“You want to know what the bassoon is? It's a cry for help!”
— Martin, Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 6
Tagged: Bassoon, Cry For Help, Music, Instruments
“Claire: It's going to be a lovely day, isn't it? 

Fleabag: I'm afraid so.”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 6
Tagged: lovely, Day, Afraid
“The Priest: I can't be physical with you.

Fleabag: We can't even wrestle?”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 5
Tagged: physical, Intimacy, Wrestle , Jokes
“You are the problem in my perfect, awful life.”
— Martin, Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 5
Tagged: Problem, Perfect, Awful, Life
“Hair is everything. We wish it wasn't so we could actually think about something else occasionally, but it is. ”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 5
Tagged: hair, Everything, essential, Obsessive
“I look like a pencil.”
— Claire, Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 5
Tagged: Simile Examples, Pencil
“Fleabag: I don't know what to do with it. 

Boo: With what? 

Fleabag: With all the love I have for her.”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 4
Tagged: Love, Full, Concerns
“I want someone to tell me what to wear every morning. I want someone to tell me what to eat. What to like, what to hate, what to rage about. What to listen to, what band to like. What to buy tickets for. What to joke about, what to not joke about. I want someone to tell me what to believe in. Who to vote for and who to love and how to tell them. I think I just want someone to tell me how to live my life, Father, because so far I think I've been getting it wrong.”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 4
Tagged: help, Advice, Care, Attention, Life
“I miss walking into a room and not knowing and there's a sort of energy, a dare. And do not take that for granted.”
— Belinda, Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 3
Tagged: Room, Energy, dare
“People are all we've got, so grab the night by its nipples and go and flirt with someone.”
— Belinda, Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 3
Tagged: People, Human Connection, Flirt, Take Chances
“I don't believe you can pay your problems away. I think you have to face who you are and suffer the consequences.”
— Claire, Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 1
Tagged: Money, Problems, Hard Work, Consequences
“Putting pine nuts on your salad doesn't make you a grownup.”
— Claire, Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 1
Tagged: Salad, Pine Nuts, Grown Up Acts
“Love the Catholics. You can get away with anything.”
— Godmother, Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 1
Tagged: Sin, Catholics
“There's always a stage when someone's falling in love with you that they lose their erection.”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 1: Episode 6
Tagged: Love, Sex, Intimacy
“Yeah, he's horrifically hot. You're gonna puke when you see him.”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 1: Episode 5
Tagged: Hot, puke, Disgusted, Attractive
“Don't let other people get in the way of what you really want.”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 1: Episode 4
Tagged: Life, Wants, Needs
“I don't think you have to be alone to be lonely.”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 1: Episode 3
Tagged: Alone, lonley, Feelings
“Just wrap your willy up in a bow and screw her.”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 1: Episode 3
Tagged: present, Gift, Sex
“I don't carry a vagina around with me. That'd be way too provocative.”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 1: Episode 3
Tagged: Vagina, Provocative, sexual
“Don't make me hate you. Loving you is painful enough.”
— Harry, Fleabag, Season 1: Episode 2
Tagged: Hate, Love, Pain
“Oh. Dropped my cucumber.”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 1: Episode 2
Tagged: Cucumber , accident
“I'm not obsessed with sex. I just can't stop thinking about it. The performance of it. The awkwardness of it. The drama of it.”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 1: Episode 2
Tagged: Obsessed, Sex, Thinking, Performance, Drama
“Tits don't get you anywhere these days. Trust me.”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 1: Episode 1
Tagged: trust me, Experience
“I have two degrees, a husband, and a Burberry coat.”
— Claire, Fleabag, Season 1: Episode 1
Tagged: husband, Degrees, educated, Accomplished, Burberry
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