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Fleabag Quotes

Total quotes: 20
“I'm not obsessed with sex. I just can't stop thinking about it. The performance of it. The awkwardness of it. The drama of it.”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 1: Episode 2
Tagged: Obsessed, Sex, Thinking, Performance, Drama
“Don't let other people get in the way of what you really want.”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 1: Episode 4
Tagged: Life, Wants, Needs
“I don't carry a vagina around with me. That'd be way too provocative.”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 1: Episode 3
Tagged: Vagina, Provocative, sexual
“There's always a stage when someone's falling in love with you that they lose their erection.”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 1: Episode 6
Tagged: Love, Sex, Intimacy
“Claire: It's going to be a lovely day, isn't it? 

Fleabag: I'm afraid so.”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 6
Tagged: lovely, Day, Afraid
“Fleabag: I don't know what to do with it. 

Boo: With what? 

Fleabag: With all the love I have for her.”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 4
Tagged: Love, Full, Concerns
“Hair is everything. We wish it wasn't so we could actually think about something else occasionally, but it is. ”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 5
Tagged: hair, Everything, essential, Obsessive
“The Priest: I can't be physical with you.

Fleabag: We can't even wrestle?”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 5
Tagged: physical, Intimacy, Wrestle , Jokes
“I sometimes worry that I wouldn't be such a feminist if I had bigger tits.”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 4
Tagged: Feminist Dobut , Body Image And Feminism
“If you rid a women of her head and limbs you can’t really expect her to do anything other than roll around.”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 1: Episode 5
“My sister is uptight and beautiful and probably anorexic, but clothes look awesome on her.”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 1: Episode 1
Tagged: Anorexic
“Oh. Dropped my cucumber.”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 1: Episode 2
Tagged: Cucumber , accident
“Just wrap your willy up in a bow and screw her.”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 1: Episode 3
Tagged: present, Gift, Sex
“Tits don't get you anywhere these days. Trust me.”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 1: Episode 1
Tagged: trust me, Experience
“I don't think you have to be alone to be lonely.”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 1: Episode 3
Tagged: Alone, lonley, Feelings
“Yeah, he's horrifically hot. You're gonna puke when you see him.”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 1: Episode 5
Tagged: Hot, puke, Disgusted, Attractive
“No-one wants to admit there's a problem because then they don't get to have crazy nights out with Fun Drunk Martin. He's one of those men who is explosively sexually inappropriate with everyone, but makes you feel bad if you take offense because he was 'just being fun.'”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 1: Episode 2
Tagged: Alcoholism
“You know that feeling when a guy you like sends you a text at 2:00 on a Tuesday night asking if he can come find you and you've accidentally made it out like you've just got in yourself so you have to get out of bed, drink half a bottle of wine, get in the shower, shave everything, dig out some Agent Provocateur business, suspender belt, the whole bit, and wait by the door until the buzzer goes?”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 1: Episode 1
Tagged: Feeling, romance, Wine, Sex
“I want someone to tell me what to wear every morning. I want someone to tell me what to eat. What to like, what to hate, what to rage about. What to listen to, what band to like. What to buy tickets for. What to joke about, what to not joke about. I want someone to tell me what to believe in. Who to vote for and who to love and how to tell them. I think I just want someone to tell me how to live my life, Father, because so far I think I've been getting it wrong.”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 2: Episode 4
Tagged: help, Advice, Care, Attention, Life
“And sometimes I wish I didn't even know that fucking existed. And I know that my body, as it is now, really is the only thing I have left, and when that gets old and unfuckable I may as well just kill it. And somehow there isn't anything worse than someone who doesn't want to fuck me. I fuck everything. Except for when I was in your office, I really wasn't trying to have sex. You know, either everyone feels like this a little bit, and they're just not talking about it, or I'm completely fucking alone. Which isn't fucking funny.”
— Fleabag, Fleabag, Season 1: Episode 6
Tagged: Sex, Sex And Pain
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