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“My son and I were having Sunday dinner. We were lightly rapping back and forth. It turned into a rap battle. He threw out rhyme after rhyme. I couldn't keep up.”
— Somvilay Xayaphone, Seo Kim, Adventure Time, Season 10: Son of Rap Bear
Tagged: Rap Battle, Rhyme
“I'm a vampire! Drinking blood is kind of the main thing.”
— Hierophant, Adventure Time, Season 7: May I Come In?
Tagged: Vampire, Drinking Blood
“When I became a vampire, I was just a messed-up kid. Now it's a thousand years later and I'm still messed up!”
— Marceline the Vampire Queen, Adventure Time, Season 7: Marceline The Vampire Queen
Tagged: Vampires
“You're weird and old and you kidnap princesses.”
— Lumpy Space Princess, Adventure Time, Season 6: The Prince Who Wanted Everything
“Some people just make the world a worse place to be in just by being around, Jake. That's right, bad apples. ‘Lock 'em all up,’ I say. At the bottom of the ocean, where it's too dark to see.”
— Finn the Human, Adventure Time, Season 6: Escape from the Citadel
Tagged: Bad Apples, Lock Em All up
“Poor little Lemonhope
Sweet little Lemonhope

Stuck in this bathroom, thrown in the garbage

Dunked in the pudding, dipped in the porridge...

Poor little Lemonhope, throw me a lemonrope

Is there a home for me and my harp?

A place where friends give me hugs?

There's no use to mope, there's no use to hope

No use at all for

Fragile, precious, darling, baby, poor little Lemonhope...”
— Lemonhope, Adventure Time, Season 5: Too Old
Tagged: Darling, Precious
“If you get everything you want the minute you want it, what's the point of living?”
— Jake the Dog, Adventure Time, Season 5: The Box Prince
Tagged: Wisdom
“I miffed off a wizard and he took my eyes. [pan down to see his eyes attached to his beard] I wonder what he wanted them for. Some kind of lotion, or potion...or time—traveling spell? I'll never know! Never, ever. Never. But losing my eyesight was only the beginning of my wonderful change! I started meditating and doing yoga. Now I can 'see' with my heart and smell with my soul.”
— Xergiok, Adventure Time, Season 5: The Great Bird Man
Tagged: yoga
“Look, sweetie, someday you'll be too big to hold. I'm as old as garlic balls if someone offered to pick me up and carry me, I'd do it in a heartbeat. Take it, we can get it.”
— Simon, Adventure Time, Season 5: Simon & Marcy
Tagged: Old as Garlic Balls
“I got no time for nobody dancin' around and actin' a fool at my expense. I'm Tree Trunks, and people know I'm kind and honest.”
— Tree Trunks, Adventure Time, Season 5: Mystery Dungeon
“Well, no. I mean, if you feel something, you feel something. It's not about personality matrixels and charts, it's all about the bu-bumps in your heart. You can't stop the pumps and bumps! Pumps and bumps! Pumps and bumps!”
— Jake the Dog, Adventure Time, Season 5: All the Little People
Tagged: Heartbeat, bumps, Pumps and Bumps
“Sometimes a man...just has to retrieve his own disc.”
— Finn the Human, Adventure Time, Season 5: All the Little People
Tagged: self-empowerment
“Oh, sorry! Sorry, I didn't mean nothin' by it! I mean, I have a lot of nasty friends, and my uncle was nasty. I'm basically honorary nasty.”
— Tom Herpich, Jesse Moynihan, Adventure Time, Season 5: Finn the Human
Tagged: Nasty, Uncle, Honorary Nasty
“I'm so sorry about that. You know, we-we secrete stink-oil all day o-out our awful-sauce glands. You know, I guess I should have warned you. Anyway, let me cut the cheese.”
— Mudscamp The Elder, Adventure Time, Season 4: The Hard Easy
Tagged: Stink Oil, Awful Sauce, Cut the Cheese
“Girls is like horses—when you fall down, it's important that you get right back on again, on a different horse.”
— Jake the Dog, Adventure Time, Season 5: Dungeon Train
Tagged: rebound, Girls, horses
“Ohh, pretty baby wife. You're the most normal thing in my whole life. We're like two normal jelly beans sitting at the bottom of the jar, floating in a sea of olives, waiting for somebody to guess how many jelly beans are in the jar, which I mentioned.”
— Ice King, Adventure Time, Season 4: Princess Monster Wife
Tagged: Domestic Bliss, Wife, Jelly Beans, Olives
“Dude, you can't stay here if you're gonna stank it up with your bad vibes, man!”
— Jake the Dog, Adventure Time, Season 5: Earth & Water
Tagged: Stank, Bad Vibes, Dude
“I am ready to receive instruction from the realm of creation above me for the sandwich I am about to conceive. I am open. Use me.”
— Jake the Dog, Adventure Time, Season 5: Time Sandwich
Tagged: sandwiches, Use Me
“You're just trying to make me feel sad so you can steal my tears when I cry, but I've got a heart of stone, buddy. I'm evil!”
— Forest Cyclops, Adventure Time, Season 3: Another Way
Tagged: Heart of Stone, Sad, Tears, Evil, cry
“Just watch over me until I can find a way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity!! And then maybe Betty, my princess... maybe you will love me again. [sobs] Please love me again, Betty!!”
— Simon Petrikov, Adventure Time, Season 3: Holly Jolly Secrets Part II
Tagged: Sanity, labyrinth, True Love
“Sorry I don't treat you like a goddess
Is that what you want me to do?
Sorry I don't treat you like you're perfect
Like all your little loyal subjects do.
Sorry I'm not made of sugar
Am I not sweet enough for you?
Is that why you always avoid me?
That must be such an inconvenience to you.
Well... I'm just your problem
I'm just your problem
It's like I'm not even a person, am I?
I'm just your problem.
Well, I shouldn't have to justify what I do
I shouldn't have to prove anything to you.”
— Marceline the Vampire Queen, Adventure Time, Season 3: What Was Missing
Tagged: Goddess, Sugar, Pushing Back
“Entering a person's mind can be dangerous.”
— Rag Wizard, Adventure Time, Season 3: Memory of a Memory
Tagged: Mind-Reading, danger
“She totally gross over 90% of her body, the other 10% is crazy-nasty.”
— Dr. Ice Cream, Adventure Time, Season 2: Heat Signature
Tagged: Gross, Crazy-Nasty
“With you, I would walk down any road, milady—especially if it leads to the movies.”
— Finn the Human, Adventure Time, Season 2: The Chamber of Frozen Blades
Tagged: romance, Movies
“No son, you did good. Having no self-control makes you a tough galoot, like me!”
— Joshua, Adventure Time, Season 2: Crystals Have Power
Tagged: Self-Conrol, Galoot
“Uh... y-y-yes. Y-You got me. To grant your wish, I will have to fill you with the energy of a thousand partying demons. You will become so overloaded with party energy that you'll demolish everything in your path! [blasts Jake with a beam from his mouth].”
— Adam Muto, Rebecca Sugar, Adventure Time, Season 2: Power Animal
Tagged: wishes, Demons, Absurd
“That's okay, buddy. Just...dig me a hole, then. Actually, two holes—one for my guts and one for my face, 'cause when I die, my guts are gonna blow out of my face!”
— Jake the Dog, Adventure Time, Season 2: Story Tellin'
Tagged: Suicide
“Hey, Princess Bubblegum, when we bring the dead back to life, will they be filled with worms?”
— Finn the Human, Adventure Time, Season 1: Slumber Party Panic
Tagged: Absurd, Resurrection
“I never knew being fat and lazy was so rewarding!”
— Finn the Human, Adventure Time, Season 1: Business Time
Tagged: fat, Lazy, Rewarding
“Finn: Thanks for being cool and all, but what do ya know about this Magic Man? How do we catch him?

Gork: Ohh, he can't be caught. He's got magic. And we're worthless freaks, we can't ever beat him! So we've gathered here to wallow in our self-pity.”
— Finn the Human, Adventure Time, Season 1: Freak City
Tagged: Pity, We Suck
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