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Jake the Dog Quotes

Total quotes: 9
“If you get everything you want the minute you want it, what's the point of living?”
— Jake the Dog, Adventure Time, Season 5: The Box Prince
Tagged: Wisdom
“Well, no. I mean, if you feel something, you feel something. It's not about personality matrixels and charts, it's all about the bu-bumps in your heart. You can't stop the pumps and bumps! Pumps and bumps! Pumps and bumps!”
— Jake the Dog, Adventure Time, Season 5: All the Little People
Tagged: Heartbeat, bumps, Pumps and Bumps
“A love like theirs will always find a way. It'll crawl all up over you and drain your body fluids, poisoning you slowly until you pass out.”
— Jake the Dog, Adventure Time, Season 4: Web Weirdos
Tagged: Love, Overstatement
“Girls is like horses—when you fall down, it's important that you get right back on again, on a different horse.”
— Jake the Dog, Adventure Time, Season 5: Dungeon Train
Tagged: rebound, Girls, horses
“Dude, you can't stay here if you're gonna stank it up with your bad vibes, man!”
— Jake the Dog, Adventure Time, Season 5: Earth & Water
Tagged: Stank, Bad Vibes, Dude
“I am ready to receive instruction from the realm of creation above me for the sandwich I am about to conceive. I am open. Use me.”
— Jake the Dog, Adventure Time, Season 5: Time Sandwich
Tagged: sandwiches, Use Me
“That's okay, buddy. Just...dig me a hole, then. Actually, two holes—one for my guts and one for my face, 'cause when I die, my guts are gonna blow out of my face!”
— Jake the Dog, Adventure Time, Season 2: Story Tellin'
Tagged: Suicide
“You are NOT an outsider; you wear cute little blue shorts.”
— Jake the Dog, Adventure Time, Season 1: Donny
Tagged: Outsiders
“You are crazier than a cannibal tonight.”
— Jake the Dog, Adventure Time, Season 1: Slumber Party Panic
Tagged: When People Are Acting Crazy, Being Weird
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