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Jake the Dog Quotes
Total quotes: 9
Jake the Dog
character
Total quotes: 9
“A love like theirs will always find a way. It'll crawl all up over you and drain your body fluids, poisoning you slowly until you pass out.”
Tagged:
Love, Overstatement
“I am ready to receive instruction from the realm of creation above me for the sandwich I am about to conceive. I am open. Use me.”
Tagged:
sandwiches, Use Me
“That's okay, buddy. Just...dig me a hole, then. Actually, two holes—one for my guts and one for my face, 'cause when I die, my guts are gonna blow out of my face!”
Tagged:
Suicide
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