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Tomorrow Never Dies Quotes

“I call it 'Gupta's Law of Creative Anomalies’—if it looks too good to be true, it probably is.”
— Henry Gupta, Tomorrow Never Dies
Tagged: creative anomaly, too good to be true
“My art is in great demand, Mr. Bond. I go all over the world. I am especially good at the celebrity overdose.”
— Dr. Kaufman, Tomorrow Never Dies
Tagged: Art, high demand, celebrity overdose
“Tell me, James: do you still sleep with a gun under your pillow?”
— Paris Carver, Tomorrow Never Dies
Tagged: sleep with a gun, gun under the pillow
“I owe you an unpleasant death, Mr. Bond.”
— Stamper, Tomorrow Never Dies
Tagged: Threat, unpleasant death
“Admiral Roebuck: With all due respect, M, sometimes I don't think you have the balls for this job.

M: Perhaps. But the advantage is, I don't have to think with them all the time.”
— M, Tomorrow Never Dies
Tagged: balls, toxic masculinity
“Paris Carver: Do you know I used to look in the papers every day for your obituary?

James Bond: Well, I'm sorry I keep disappointing you.”
— James Bond, Tomorrow Never Dies
Tagged: obituary, Disappointment, Sarcasm
“Another Carver building. If I didn't know better, I'd say he developed an edifice complex.”
— James Bond, Tomorrow Never Dies
Tagged: Oedipus Complex, Puns
“[after throwing a bad guy into a printing press] They'll print anything these days.”
— James Bond, Tomorrow Never Dies
Tagged: Printing Press, Sarcasm
“Wai-Lin: They're looking for us, James.

James Bond: Let's stay undercover.”
— James Bond, Tomorrow Never Dies
Tagged: hunted, undercover
“According to Eastern philosophy, the body has seven different chakra points. The Energy centers, like the heart, or genitals. The purpose of these implements is to probe those organs, inflicting the maximum amount of pain whilst keeping the victim alive for as long as possible.”
— Elliot Carver, Tomorrow Never Dies
Tagged: eastern philosophy, chakras, heart, genitals
“Elliot Carver: Mr. Jones, are we ready to release our new software?

Jones: Yes, sir. As requested, it's full of bugs, which means people will be forced to upgrade for years.

Elliot Carver: Outstanding.”
— Elliot Carver, Tomorrow Never Dies
Tagged: software bugs, upgrades, Corruption
“Carver: Great men have always manipulated the media to save the world. Look at William Randolph Hearst, who told his photographers 'You provide the pictures, I'll provide the war'. I've just taken it one step further.

Bond: [kills a henchman sneaking up on him] Sorry, I tuned out for a moment, Elliot.

Carver: Touché.”
— Elliot Carver, Tomorrow Never Dies
Tagged: William Randolph Hearst, Photographers, spacing out
“Wai-Lin: It's mostly dull routine, of course, but every now and then you get to sail on a beautiful evening like this. And sometimes work with a decadent agent of a corrupt Western power.

James Bond: And they say communists don't know how to have fun.

Wai-Lin: Well, I hate to disappoint you, but I don't even have a 'little red book.'”
— Wai Lin, Tomorrow Never Dies
Tagged: Communists, Routine, decade, Corrupt, western, Little Red Book
“The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.”
— Elliot Carver, Tomorrow Never Dies
Tagged: Insanity, Genius, Success
“[Bond approaches Paris at the launch party]

James Bond: I always wondered how I'd feel if I saw you again. [she turns around, looks at him, and slaps him] Now I know. Was it something I said?

Paris Carver: How about the words 'I'll be right back'?”
— James Bond, Tomorrow Never Dies
Tagged: Violence Against Males, Misandry
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