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James Bond Quotes

Total quotes: 124
“Why is it that people who can't take advice always insist on giving it?”
— James Bond, Casino Royale
Tagged: Advice
“It looks very difficult. [shooting from the hip, Bond shatters his clay pigeon] Why no, it isn't, is it?”
— James Bond, Thunderball
Tagged: shooting, Clay Pigeon, difficult, Marksmanship
“Fiona: Some men just don't like to be driven.

Bond: No, some men don't like to be taken for a ride.”
— James Bond, Thunderball
Tagged: Driven, ride, Double Entendres
“[Bond is in a hot tub with Tiger Tanaka and four beautiful Japanese girls.]

Tiger Tanaka: In Japan, men come first. Women come second.

Bond: Really? I may just retire to here.”
— James Bond, You Only Live Twice
Tagged: Japanese, subservience, Patriarchy
“Maximilian Largo: Do you lose as gracefully as you win?

James Bond: I don't know, I've never lost.”
— James Bond, Never Say Never Again
Tagged: Losing, Winning, Arrogance
“[Vesper Lynd sits opposite James Bond on the train to Montenegro]

Vesper Lynd: I'm the money.

James Bond: Every penny of it.”
— James Bond, Casino Royale
Tagged: Money, Value
“World domination. The same old dream. Our asylums are full of people who think they're Napoleon. Or God.”
— James Bond, Dr. No
Tagged: World Domination, asylums, Napoleon, Messiah Complex
“May Day: Somebody will take care of you.

James Bond: Oh, you'll see to that personally, will you?”
— James Bond, A View to a Kill
Tagged: Caregiver
“Fatima Blush: Hello, James. I'm Fatima Blush.

James Bond: You ski very well.

Fatima Blush: I do many things very well.”
— James Bond, Never Say Never Again
Tagged: Flirting
“Camille: How much did he want?

James Bond: He wanted you, but I left the car as collateral. He'll get much more when he sells us out.”
— James Bond, Quantum of Solace
Tagged: ransom, collateral, sell out
“James Bond: Where is he?

Mr. White: He is everywhere. He's everywhere! He's at a bar with your friends, he's having dinner with your kids, he's in bed with your lover!”
— James Bond, Spectre
Tagged: ubiquitous, Infidelity
“ [on the previous M] She wouldn't let death get in the way of her job.”
— James Bond, Spectre
Tagged: Death, Job
“James Bond: Your time is running out, Stromberg!

Stromberg: Yours too, Mr. Bond. Yours too. And faster than you think.”
— James Bond, The Spy Who Loved Me
Tagged: time running out, no time
“Major Anya Amasova: You're not trying to take advantage of me, are you?

James Bond: [Sarcastically] The thought never crossed my mind.”
— James Bond, The Spy Who Loved Me
Tagged: Taking Advantage, Date Rape, Sarcasm
“Major Anya Amasova: It's getting cold.

James Bond: I say, anything I can do to warm you up?”
— James Bond, The Spy Who Loved Me
Tagged: cold, Flirting
“James Bond: What do I need to defuse a nuclear bomb?

Dr. Christmas Jones: Me.”
— James Bond, The World Is Not Enough
Tagged: nuclear bomb, defuse, Double Entendre
“Emilio Largo: You wish to put the evil eye on me, eh? We have a way to deal with that where I come from.

James Bond: You may hex me. Let's see what it does for the cards.”
— James Bond, Thunderball
Tagged: Evil Eye, hex
“[Bond is standing in the doorway between their apartments as Fiona takes a bath] Fiona: Aren't you in the wrong room, Mr. Bond?

Bond: Not from where I'm standing.”
— James Bond, Thunderball
Tagged: Flirting, Sexual Harassment
“Bond: [draping arm around nurse] Do I seem healthy to you?

Pat Fearing: Too healthy, by far.”
— James Bond, Thunderball
Tagged: healthy, Flirting
“Another Carver building. If I didn't know better, I'd say he developed an edifice complex.”
— James Bond, Tomorrow Never Dies
Tagged: Oedipus Complex, Puns
“Presumably I'm the condemned man and obviously you're the hearty breakfast.”
— James Bond, Diamonds Are Forever
Tagged: Death Row, Last Meal
“James Bond: Are these pictures live?

M: Unlike the American government, we prefer not to get our bad news from CNN.”
— James Bond, GoldenEye
Tagged: american government, Bad News, Fake News, CNN
“Natalya Simonova: Do you destroy every vehicle you get into?

James Bond: Standard operating procedure. Boys with toys.”
— James Bond, GoldenEye
Tagged: Reckless Driving, Boys with Toys
“Xenia Onatopp: You don't need the gun, Commander.

James Bond: Well, that depends on your definition of safe sex.”
— James Bond, GoldenEye
Tagged: safe sex, Guns
“[after escaping out of a small jail cell]
Kara Milovy: You were fantastic. We're free.

James Bond: Kara, we're inside a Russian airbase in the middle of Afghanistan.”
— James Bond, The Living Daylights
Tagged: Freedom, jail cell, Russia, afghanistan
“Kara Milovy: [a police car had been cut with a laser] What happened?

James Bond: [mockingly] Salt corrosion.”
— James Bond, The Living Daylights
Tagged: laser beams, salt corrosion
“Hugo Drax: At least I shall have the pleasure of putting you out of my misery. Poor, desolate Mr. Bond.

James Bond: [shoots Drax with hidden wrist-gun] Heartbroken Mr. Drax!”
— James Bond, Moonraker
Tagged: murderers, Threats
“My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That's just as bad as listening to The Beatles without earmuffs!”
— James Bond, Goldfinger
Tagged: Dom Perignon, Fahrenheit, The Beatles
“At least they won't be using heroin-flavored bananas to finance revolutions.”
— James Bond, Goldfinger
Tagged: Heroin, Bananas, Revolutions
“[After Tracy has been shot and killed] It's...it's all right. She's just having a rest. [choking up] There's no hurry, you see. We have all the time in the world.”
— James Bond, On Her Majesty's Secret Service
Tagged: Murder, Grief
“I've never killed a midget before. But, there can always be a first time.”
— James Bond, The Man With the Golden Gun
Tagged: midget
“I usually hate killing an unarmed man. Cold-blooded murder is a filthy business.”
— James Bond, The World Is Not Enough
Tagged: Murder, Unarmed, Cold-Blooded Murder, Filthy
“[Bond pulls up to the front of Government House with a dead man sitting up in the backseat] Sergeant, make sure he doesn't get away.”
— James Bond, Dr. No
Tagged: Morbid, Corpse
“Sylvia Trench: When did you say you had to leave?

James Bond: Immediately ...almost immediately.”
— James Bond, Dr. No
Tagged: Leaving, immediately
“[Bond enters a confessional]

James Bond: Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.

Q: [in disguise as the priest] That's putting it mildly, 007!”
— James Bond, For Your Eyes Only
Tagged: forgiveness, Sin
“Khan: You seem to have a nasty habit of surviving.

Bond: Well, you know what they say about the fittest.”
— James Bond, Octopussy
Tagged: Survival, Darwinism, Survival of the Fittest
“James Bond: Is it far to the reef?

Fatima Blush: It's far enough. We've got time to kill.”
— James Bond, Never Say Never Again
Tagged: Flirting, Killing time
“Q: I've always tried to teach you two things. First, never let them see you bleed.

James Bond: And the second?

Q: Always have an escape plan. [his final lines in the series]”
— James Bond, The World Is Not Enough
Tagged: Weakness, Learning, escape plan
“Vesper Lynd: It doesn't bother you, killing those people?

Bond: I wouldn't be very good at my job if it did.”
— James Bond, Casino Royale
Tagged: Killing
“M: If you could avoid killing every possible lead, it would be deeply appreciated.

James Bond: Yes, ma'am. I'll do my best.”
— James Bond, Quantum of Solace
Tagged: Killing
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