Doug: Hi, I'd like three double cheeseburgers, one all the way, one no pickles, one no onions, a fish sandwich, four large fries and four grape sodas.
Honker Burger Lady: What on Earth are you trying to say?
Doug: What do you mean?
Honker Burger Lady: I can't understand you.
Doug: Listen, my family is starving....
[Skeeter arrives]
Skeeter: Yo, man, let me take care of this. The new kid wants three moo cows, one no cukes, one no stinkers, one wet one, four cubers, and four from the vine. Want anything else?
Doug: Well, how do you order a salad from the salad bar?
Skeeter: One salad from the salad bar.”
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