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Shirley Feeney Quotes

Total quotes: 7
“Shirley: Laverne, I'm telling you, flying is safer than driving! Nobody has ever crashed into a cloud!

Laverne: Yeah, well nobody ever fell 40,000 feet from a DeSoto, either.”
— Shirley Feeney, Laverne & Shirley, Season 3: Airport '59
Tagged: Driving, Flying, DeSoto, Fear of Flying
“I hate to go down to unemployment. It's embarrassing down there. Everybody down there knows you don't have a job.”
— Shirley Feeney, Laverne & Shirley, Season 3: Take My Plants, Please
Tagged: Unemployment
“Shirley: Laverne, the only parties we've ever been to are bring-your-own.

Laverne: I like bringin' my own... that way I know what I'm gettin'.”
— Shirley Feeney, Laverne & Shirley, Season 1: The Society Party
Tagged: Bring your own, parties
“Boy, you just stepped straight off the bus right into Filth Town, didn't you?”
— Shirley Feeney, Laverne & Shirley, Season 3: The Dance Studio
Tagged: bus, Filth Town
“I'll be as loose as I ever am on a first date. A little of this, a little of that, but no petting.”
— Shirley Feeney, Laverne & Shirley, Season 1: Dog Day Blind Dates
Tagged: Loose, slutty, heavy petting
“Laverne, you can't marry a man you don't love!...Something bad will happen...you'll grow restless....You'll start calling the milkman Joe!”
— Shirley Feeney, Laverne & Shirley, Season 3: Laverne's Arranged Marriage
Tagged: Love, Marriage, Arranged Marriages
“Lenny: Ahhhh, sleep. Nature's way of saying...lie down.

Rhonda: I have to get ready for my dates.

Shirley: Dates?

Rhonda: You know, a man picks you up, spends money on you? You must have seen this on television…”
— Shirley Feeney, Laverne & Shirley, Season 6: The Road to Burbank
Tagged: dates, Sleep, Television, insults
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