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Sam Weir Quotes

Total quotes: 12
“I don't even know how you even get ONE girl. How does anyone get TWO?”
— Sam Weir, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: The Garage Door
Tagged: Lonely Men, Incels
“Sam: What's non-alcoholic beer?

Bill: It's beer but without that ingredient that makes you drunk.

Neal: Alcohol?

Bill: Yeah.”
— Sam Weir, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Beers and Weirs
Tagged: Non-Alcoholic Beer, Alcohol
“Sam Weir: Is this the best cereal you've got?

Neal Schweiber: I don't know. I never eat breakfast. I just have my coffee.

Bill Haverchuck: Before or after you shave?”
— Sam Weir, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: The Diary
Tagged: breakfast, Coffee, cereal, shaving, Slacker, slovenly, Lazy
“Sam: It's Cindy. She's kind of boring. It's weird hanging out with her friends. And, I mean, all she wants to do is make out and stuff.

Neal: I'd kill to be that bored.”
— Sam Weir, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: The Little Things
Tagged: Boredom, Making Out, Jealousy
“Sam Weir: Cindy Sanders is, like, a librarian type.

Neal Schweiber: Yeah, librarian for the Playboy mansion.”
— Sam Weir, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: I'm With the Band
Tagged: Librarian, Playboy
“Sam Weir: Nobody thinks you're cool, you know.

Lindsay Weir: Trust me, I know.”
— Sam Weir, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Tricks and Treats
Tagged: cool, Uncool, Nerds
“Cindy: Remember when I told you I had a crush on Todd?

Sam: Yeah.

Cindy: Well I don't.

Sam: Really?

Cindy: It's more like an obsession.”
— Sam Weir, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: We've Got Spirit
Tagged: Crush, Obsession
“Sam: Think we could be arrested for making prank calls?

Neal: Yeah, and we'll get sent to telephone prison.”
— Sam Weir, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: The Diary
Tagged: Prank Calls, Arrested, Telephone Prison
“Sam: Hey, Neal, I gotta go home. My parents are going to be worried.

Bill: Yeah, me too. My mom doesn't like to watch Dallas alone.

Neal: I'm just going to have my coffee now.

Bill: Is that before or after you shave?”
— Sam Weir, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: The Garage Door
Tagged: dallas, Overbearing Parents, laziness
“Harold: You're not lying, are you, Sam?

Sam: No.

Harold: 'Cause you know what happens to liars in this world, don't you?

Sam: They end up getting killed in jail.

Harold: Right.”
— Sam Weir, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Discos and Dragons
Tagged: liars, Jail, Jail Murder
“Hm...looking for Chaplin, only seeing Hitler.”
— Sam Weir, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Tricks and Treats
Tagged: Halloween Costumes, Charlie Chaplin, Adolf Hitler
“Sam: So this is what having a girlfriend is gonna be like? She is your best friend, she is beautiful, you can say and do anything in front of her.

Neal: Well, my dad always says that's what something what women want you to think before you marry them. That's how they suck you in.”
— Sam Weir, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Carded and Discarded
Tagged: Girlfriend, Best friend, Marriage, Deception
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