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Phoebe Buffay Quotes

Total quotes: 14
“She's your lobster. C'mon you guys. It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You can actually see old lobster couples, walking around their tank, you know, holding claws. ... See? He's her lobster!”
— Phoebe Buffay, The One With The Prom Video
Tagged: Funny, humor, Love, True Love, Rachel & Ross
“Phoebe: I remember the day I got my first paycheck, there was a cave-in in one of the mines.

Chandler: Phoebe, you worked in a mine?

Phoebe: No I worked in a Dairy Queen.”
— Phoebe Buffay, Friends, Friends Season 1: The One with George Stephanopoulos
Tagged: Dairy Queen, paycheck
“Phoebe, Rachel: Danger!

Ross: AHHHHHHHH!

Rachel: Ah, salmon skin roll.”
— Phoebe Buffay, Friends, Friends Season 6: The One With Unagi
Tagged: danger, Salmon Skin Roll
“But they don't know that we know they know we know!”
— Phoebe Buffay, Friends, Friends Season 5: The One Where Everybody Finds Out
Tagged: Funny, humor, Love, Secret
“Phoebe: Yeah, I definitely don’t like the name Ross.


Ross: What a weird way to kick me when I’m down.”
— Phoebe Buffay, Friends, Friends Season 4: The One With Rachel's New Dress
Tagged: insults, Putdown, Kick Me
“He must decide. He must decide. Even though I made him up, he must decide!”
— Phoebe Buffay, Friends, Friends Season 2: The One with the List
Tagged: Decide, imaginary friends
“‘Do you have a plan?’

Phoebe: ‘I don’t even have a ‘pla.’'”
— Phoebe Buffay, The One With George Stephanopoulos
Tagged: Funny, humor, Lazy, plans
“Chandler still thinks I'm pregnant and he hasn't asked me how I'm feeling or offered to carry my bags. I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him.”
— Phoebe Buffay, The One With The Red Sweater
Tagged: Funny, humor, Pregnancy, Relationships, Jokes
“Reporter: 'I like that. What’s your name?'

Phoebe: 'Phoebe. That’s, P, as in Phoebe, H, as in hoebe, O as in oebe, E, as in ebe, B, as in bebe, and E as in… ‘Ello there mate.'”
— Phoebe Buffay, The One With Joey's Interview
Tagged: Funny, humor, Names
“Phoebe: 'You name one woman that you broke up with for a real reason.'

Chandler: 'Maureen Rosilla.'

Ross: ''Cause she doesn’t hate Yanni’ is not a real reason.'”
— Chandler Bing, Ross Geller, Phoebe Buffay, The One Where Mr. Heckles Dies
Tagged: Funny, Sarcasm, Jokes, Breakups, Dating
“This is brand-new information!”
— Phoebe Buffay, Friends, Friends Season 8: The One Where Rachel Tells...
Tagged: Brand-New Information
“When I was growing up, I didn't have a normal mom and dad, or a regular family like everybody else, and I always knew that something was missing. But now I'm standing here today, knowing that I have everything I'm ever gonna need... You are my family.”
— Phoebe Buffay, Friends, Friends Season 10: The One With Phoebe's Wedding
Tagged: Love, Familia, Wedding Vows
“Come on Ross, you’re a paleontologist, dig a little deeper.”
— Phoebe Buffay, The One With The Ring
Tagged: Funny, humor, Dig A Little Deeper
“They don't know that we know that they know.”
— Phoebe Buffay, Friends, Friends Season 5: The One Where Everybody Finds Out
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