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Mac Quotes

Total quotes: 20
“Dee: I am not a failure!

Mac: Dennis, what is it that you call it when somebody tries to do something but doesn't succeed?

Dennis: Uh, that would in fact be a failure.”
— Mac, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 2: Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody's Ass
Tagged: Failure, Fail, Sassy, Diss
“No, Farva, you are under arrest for being a complete and total fuckhead.”
— Mac, Super Troopers
Tagged: you're under arrest, fuckhead
“Dee: Maybe you shouldn't have your window open!

Mac: maybe you shouldn't be throwing jars of piss out the window!”
— Mac, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 5: The Gang Hits the Road
Tagged: window, Piss, Gross, angry
“Parenting is pretending you know what you're talking about, then jamming it down their throat!”
— Mac, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 6: Dee Gives Birth
Tagged: Parenting, Forceful, Teaching, Parenthood, Fake It Until Make It
“[Chugging maple syrup] Three...two...one...DO EET. Oh, go, girlfriend.”
— Mac, Super Troopers
Tagged: chugging, Do It, maple syrup
“Dennis: Lay it on us, bud.

Mac: It involves us pulling up our bootstraps, oiling up a couple of asses, and doing a little plowing of our own. Not gay sex.”
— Mac, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 4: The Gang Solves the Gas Crisis
Tagged: gay, Sex, Euphomism, Hard Work
“Frank: Hey, warm sun, cool ocean breezes, getting rip sh*t on ham.

Mac: Wouldn't you say we're getting... Hammered?”
— Mac, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 7: The Gang Goes to the Jersey Shore
Tagged: Drinking, Hammered, Sun, Drunk
“Thorny: [finishes syrup, slams bottle on table] I am all that is, man!

[Rabbit struggles to finish]

Mac: What’s a-matter Rabbit, your mother teach you to chug?”
— Mac, Super Troopers
Tagged: chugging, Syrup
“Farva: Don’t call me radio, unit 91.

Mac: Then don’t call me unit 91, radio.

Farva: Are you done?”
— Mac, Super Troopers
Tagged: radio
“Mac: Hey bro, how'd you lose your hand?

Sailor: Diabetes.

Mac: That's not much of an adventure is it? Kind of tragic.”
— Mac, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 6: The Gang Buys a Boat
Tagged: Diabetes, hand, tragic, Adventure
“Dennis: What's wrong with the Jersey Shore?

Mac: Come on, you've seen that TV show. It's just a bunch of sweaty Guidos getting hopped up on energy drinks and giving each other diseases.”
— Mac, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 7: The Gang Goes to the Jersey Shore
Tagged: Jersey Shore, Energy Drinks, Diseases
“[Mac gets shot in the crotch while wearing the steel cup ]
Foster: How you feelin' there, Mac?

Mac: Good enough...to fuck...your mother.”
— Mac, Super Troopers
Tagged: fuck your mother
“Foster: Okie silly dilly dokie-o. I’m an idiot.

Mac: That’s true.”
— Mac, Super Troopers
Tagged: Idiot, okie doke, insults
“[Mac gets shot in the crotch while wearing the steel cup]

Foster: How you feelin’ there, Mac?

Mac: Good enough...to fuck...your mother.”
— Mac, Super Troopers
Tagged: fuck your mother
“Mac: I'm not ready to be a pop-pop.

Bren: You're not going to be a pop-pop. Somebody else is going to find a precious blessing from Jesus in this garbage dump of a situation.”
— Mac, Bren, Juno
Tagged: Family, humor
“You boys like Mex-i-co? Yee-haww!”
— Mac, Super Troopers
Tagged: Mexico, yee-haw
“In my opinion the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person will still think the sun shines out of your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with.”
— Mac, Juno
Tagged: Romantic Speeches, Love, romance, Good, Bad, ugly, Pretty
“Mac: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun!

Thorny: [referring to Farva] Yeah, and his shenanigans are cruel and tragic.

Foster: [after a pause] Which...makes them not really shenanigans at all.

Mac: [in a silly voice] Evil shenanigans!”
— Mac, Super Troopers
Tagged: shenanigans, Fun, cruel, tragic
“Captain O’Hagan: I swear to God I’ll pistol-whip the next guy who says ‘shenanigans.’

Mac: Hey Farva what’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?

Farva: You mean Shenanigans?

Mac: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Thorny: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[as they offer the Captain their pistols]”
— Mac, Super Troopers
Tagged: shenanigans, Pistol Whip, Shit, goofy, mozzarella sticks
“Juno: I'm just, like, losing my faith with humanity.

Mac: Can you can narrow that down for me?

Juno: I just wonder if like, two people can ever stay together for good.

Mac: You mean like couples?

Juno: Yeah, like people in love.

Mac: Are you having boy troubles? Because I gotta be honest with you; I don't much approve of dating in your condition, 'cause well... that's kind of messed up.”
— Juno, Mac, Juno
Tagged: humor, Family, humanity, Love, Couples
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