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Louise Belcher

Louise Belcher Quotes

Total quotes: 5

Louise Belcher

character

Total quotes: 5

“Hello and welcome to Bob's Burgers. The burger of the day is the 'Child Molester' —it comes with candy. Get it?”

— Louise Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 1: Human Flesh

Tagged: Pedophile, Molestation

“Teddy: I love bed and breakfasts. They're so quaint.

Louise: Aren't they? Random strangers, shedding skin cells all over the house...”

— Louise Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 1: Bed & Breakfast

Tagged: Bed and Breakfasts, Gross Humans

“We're adrenaline junkies. We like our rides pure, uncut, and assembled in Meh-hi-co!”

— Louise Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 3: The Deepening

Tagged: Adrenaline, Meh-hi-co, Junkies

“Puberty, puberty, puberty. That's all I hear when you guys talk!”

— Louise Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 3: The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene

Tagged: Puberty, hormones

“Louise: Hello and welcome to Bob's Burgers. The burger of the day is the 'Child Molester'—it comes with candy. Get it?

Hugo: [clicks teeth] Yes.

Ron: No.

Louise: Because sometimes they use candy to lure their victims...

Hugo: YES! WE GET IT!”

— Louise Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 1: Human Flesh

Tagged: Child Molestation, Candy From Strangers

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