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Lieutenant Martel

Lieutenant Martel Quotes

Total quotes: 2

Lieutenant Martel

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Total quotes: 2

“Oh yeah, right. Maybe it was one of your other personalities, huh? The wise guy, the little kid, the bellhop, the ball player, maybe the door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman, but not you right? No, you wouldn't hurt a fly. You just couldn't help yourself, could you, Kramer? You saw life brimming brightly with optimism and verve, and you just had to snuff it out.”

— Lieutenant Martel, Seinfeld, Season 4: The Trip

Tagged: Police Detectives, Interrogations

“I'm not interested in your explanations, Kramer! Sure, I bet you've got a million of ’em. Maybe your mother didn't love you enough, maybe the teacher didn't call on you in school when you had your little hand raised, maybe the pervert in the park had a present in his pants, huh? Well, I've got another theory, Kramer: You're a weed.”

— Lieutenant Martel, Seinfeld, Season 4: The Trip

Tagged: Police Detectives, Interrogation, Pedophiles

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