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Leslie Knope Quotes

Total quotes: 24
“Hoes before bros. Uteruses before duderuses. Ovaries before brovaries.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Parks And Rec, Friendship, Love, humor
“I stand behind my decision to avoid salad and other disgusting things.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: humor, Salad, food, eating, Health Food
“Lawrence: Hey park lady! You suck.

Leslie: Hear that? He called me park lady.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation, Season 1: Canvassing
Tagged: Lady, you suck, Insult, Optimistic
“Pawnee's Library Department is the most diabolical, ruthless bunch of bureaucrats I've ever seen. They're like a biker gang but instead of shotguns and crystal meth they use political savvy and shhhing.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation, Parks and Recreation Season 2: Ron and Tammy
Tagged: Diabolical, Ruthless, Biker Gang, Political Savvy
“Guys love it when you can show them you're better than they are at something they love.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: humor, Parks And Rec, Dating, Men, Relationships
“He told me he liked me and I'm gonna go make out with him right now. On his face.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Making Out, Crush, Love, Relationships, humor, Cute
“No matter what I do, literally nothing bad can happen to me. I'm like a white male US senator.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: humor, Parks And Recreation
“One person’s ‘annoying’ is another person’s ‘inspiring and heroic’.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: humor, Parks And Rec
“I ate a brownie once. At a party in college. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable, actually. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there wasn't any pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Parks And Rec, Drugs, Pot Brownies, humor
“What I hear when I'm being yelled at is people caring really loudly at me.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Parks And Rec, humor, caring, Shouting, Conflict
“I'm going to be direct and honest with you. I would like a glass of red wine and I'll take the cheapest one you have because I can't tell the difference.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Parks And Rec, humor, Wine, Cheap
“I mean, that’s why people respect Hillary Clinton so much, because nobody takes a punch like her. She’s the strongest, smartest punching bag in the world.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: humor, Funny, Hillary Clinton
“Lucky for me, I've processed all my feelings. And I've gone through the five stages of grief: Denial, anger, internet commenting, cat adoption, African dance, cat returning to the adoption place, watching all the episodes of Murphy Brown, and not giving a flying fart.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation, Parks and Recreation Season 6: Second Chunce
Tagged: Feelings, Grief, Anger, Murphy Brown, emotions
“Why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food?”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Parks And Rec, breakfast, food, eating, humor
“I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: humor, inspiration, Self-Love
“I took your idea and I made it better.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Perfectionism, humor
“I AM SUPER CHILL ALL THE TIME!”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Parks And Rec, humor, Chill, Relaxed, Personality, Laid-Back, High-strung
“If I had to have a stripper's name, it would be 'Equality.'”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Parks And Rec, humor, stripper
“I believe that assault should be legal if the person is a jerk.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Assault, humor, Mean People
“Math is worthless in real life.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Parks And Rec, humor, School, Math, Learning
“Slowing down is not really my jam.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Parks And Rec, Slowing Down, Chill, Over-Achieving, Extrovert
“Winning is every girl's dream.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: Parks And Rec, Winning, victory, humor, Competition
“One time when I was in high school, a guy’s mom called me and broke up with me for him.

There was another time where I was on a date, and I tripped and broke my kneecap, and the guy said he wasn’t ‘feeling it,’ so he left and I waited for an ambulance.

One time I was dating this guy for a while, and then he got down on one knee and he begged me never to call him again.

One guy broke up with me while we were in the shower together.

Skywriting isn’t always positive.

Another time a guy invited me to a beautiful picnic with wine and flowers, and then when I tried to sit down, he said, ‘Don’t eat anything. Rebecca’s coming.’ And then he broke up with me.”
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: humor, Funny, Dating, Breakups
“Ben: In my time working for the state government, my job sent me to 46 cities in 11 years. I lived in villages with eight people, rural farming communities, college towns. I was sent to every corner of Indiana. And then I came here, and I realized that, this whole time, I was just wandering around, everywhere, just looking for you.

Leslie: The things that you have done for me to help me, support me, surprise me, to make me happy, go above and beyond what any person deserves. You're all I need. I love you and I like you.”
— Ben Wyatt, Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation: The Complete Series
Tagged: T.V Quotes, Declarations Of Love, Vows
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