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Laverne De Fazio Quotes

Total quotes: 10
“Shirley: Laverne, the only parties we've ever been to are bring-your-own.

Laverne: I like bringin' my own... that way I know what I'm gettin'.”
— Laverne De Fazio, Laverne & Shirley, Season 1: The Society Party
Tagged: BYOB, parties
“Mrs. Feeney: Now tell me, what do you girls like to do on a Saturday night?

Laverne: At home or in a car?”
— Laverne De Fazio, Laverne & Shirley, Season 1: Mother Knows Worst
Tagged: saturday night, car sex
“Shirley: We won't go out with just any old creep!

Laverne: Yeah, only those who ask us!”
— Laverne De Fazio, Laverne & Shirley, Season 2: Hi, Neighbor Book 2
Tagged: Dating, selective, Creep
“Laverne: My neck moved!!

Lenny: No, it didn't, it's right under your head.”
— Laverne De Fazio, Laverne & Shirley, Season 3: Robot Lawsuit
Tagged: dumb
“Lenny: So, me and Squiggy flipped a coin to see which one of us was gonna volunteer to be your husband.

Laverne: Awwww, and you lost, huh?

Lenny: No, I won.”
— Laverne De Fazio, Laverne & Shirley, Season 2: Look Before You Leap
Tagged: Coin Toss, husband
“Touch my 'L,' sweetie, and your teeth go to Peoria!”
— Laverne De Fazio, Laverne & Shirley, Season 1: Dating Slump
Tagged: Sexual Harassment, Threats
“I know that voice, and I hate the person it's attached to!”
— Laverne De Fazio, Laverne & Shirley, Season 2: Steppin' Out
Tagged: Hate, voice
“My best friend is Shirley Feeney, the best in all the land. Whenever we're in trouble, we face it hand in hand. We laugh when we are happy, we cry when we are sad. We talk when we are lonely, just to know her makes me glad. If I had one wish in life, I know what it would be. I'd have Shirl as my best friend, for all eternity.”
— Laverne De Fazio, Laverne & Shirley, Season 5: The Beatnik Show
Tagged: BFF, Eternity, Friendship
“Laverne: It just doesn't seem fair. A guy with a reputation is a hero. A girl with a reputation is a bimbo It just doesn't seem fair.

Shirley: Well, who knows, maybe a hundred years from now all that will have changed.

Laverne: Yeah, wouldn't it be great if no one cared about your reputation? Think of all the fun you could have!”
— Laverne De Fazio, Laverne & Shirley, Season 1: Once Upon a Rumor
Tagged: Bad Reputation, Slut Shaming, gender double standards, Fun
“Laverne: A Society gentleman would only go out with you for one reason - to have a good time, a few laughs, and a little vo-dee-oh-doh-doh.

Shirley: I don't vo-dee-oh-doh-doh!

Laverne: You vo-dee-oh-doh-doh.

Shirley: I don't vo-dee-oh-doh-doh!

Laverne: You vo-dee-OH...

Shirley: Once, and I was going steady a whole year...”
— Laverne De Fazio, Laverne & Shirley, Season 1: The Society Party
Tagged: vo-dee-oh-doh-doh, Sex, Euphemisms, Going Steady
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