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Kelly Maxwell

Kelly Maxwell Quotes

Total quotes: 3

Kelly Maxwell

character

Total quotes: 3

“Militia: I'm gonna get you pregnant later.

Kelly: Won't your sister be jealous of us?”

— Kelly Maxwell, Ash vs Evil Dead, Season 1: Fire in the Hole

Tagged: Insult, Incest, pregnant, Sex, flirty, Jealousy, Cheeky, joke, Rude

“Kelly: Touch me again, and you're gonna need another wooden hand.

Ash: Okay, wait. Another wooden hand in place of my real hand, or another wooden hand in place of my wooden hand?

Kelly: Your real hand!”

— Kelly Maxwell, Ash vs Evil Dead, Season 1: El Jefe

Tagged: Threat, Warning, Harassment, Sexual Harassment, joke, hand

“Ash: Okay, look, there is no way in hell they're gonna stay here, 'cause they're gonna get possessed, then they're gonna be on the night train to Kill-adelphia.

Kelly: With stops in Choke-lahoma City, and Die-ami.

Ash: Nice.

Kelly: I thought you'd like that.”

— Kelly Maxwell, Ash vs Evil Dead, Season 1: Bound in the Flesh

Tagged: Puns, City Puns, Violence, Possession, Kill, Die, choke, joke, Cheeky

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