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Jim Parsons Quotes

Total quotes: 9
“Howard: How’s the air mattress?

Sheldon: It’s okay, if you don’t mind sleeping on a bouncy castle.”
— Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory, Season 2: The Bad Fish Paradigm
Tagged: air mattress, Sleeping, bouncy castle, don't mind
“Leonard: You are not Isaac Newton.

Sheldon: No, no, that’s true. Gravity would have been apparent to me without the apple.”
— Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory, Season 1: The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization
Tagged: Isaac Newton, gravity, Intelligence, apparent, Apple
“Raj: I don’t like bugs, okay? They freak me out.

Sheldon: Interesting. You’re afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.”
— Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory, Season 3: The Jiminy Conjecture
Tagged: bugs, Freak, interesting, Afraid, Women, Insects, Ladybugs, Catatonic
“Sheldon: Why are you crying?

Penny: Because I’m stupid!

Sheldon: That’s no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.”
— Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory, Season 3: The Gorilla Experiment
Tagged: Crying, syupid, Reason for Existence, Sad
“I often forget other people have limitations. It’s so sad.”
— Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory, Season 2: The Griffin Equivalency
Tagged: forget, Others, Limitations, Sad
“Oh, there is nothing quite as good as feeling sorry for yourself, is there?”
— Michael, The Boys in the Band
Tagged: Sorry, Pity, Feeling
“Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.”
— Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory, Season 2: The Lizard-Spock Expansion
Tagged: Rock Paper Scissors, Lizard, Rules, Spock, vaporizes
“Sheldon: Anyway, the housekeeper in the faculty residence didn’t speak any English. When I finally managed to convince her I was sick, she said, 'Möchtest du eine Darmspülung?'

Penny: What does that mean?

Sheldon: Based on what happened next, I assume it means, 'Would you like an enema?'”
— Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory, Season 1: The Pancake Batter Anomaly
Tagged: Housekeeper, english, Sick, Convince, Assumptions, enema
“I was a very shy child. I remember being in a kindergarten open house with my mother and children saying 'Hi' to me and I still remember feeling this way — but I don't know why — but I wouldn't even say 'Hi' back. I was that shy. I remember her gripping my hand and saying, 'You say hi.' ... I was probably 5 or 6 at the most. Nothing had happened that would have caused me to be that way. It was just in my DNA. This was just who I was.”
— Jim Parsons, Jim Parsons On The Science Of Sheldon, 'Big Bang'
Tagged: Childhood, TV Shows, characters, Big Bang Theory
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