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Howard Stern Quotes

Total quotes: 21
“In my real life, I have a hard time having a conversation with anybody.”
— Howard Stern, Howard Stern's Long Struggle and Neurotic Triumph
Tagged: Conversations
“If you look up the neighborhood I grew up in, it’s horrendous. It’s such a bad neighborhood, and it was so disturbing to be one of the few white families left in the community. And my parents never came to me and discussed it.”
— Howard Stern, Howard Stern's Long Struggle and Neurotic Triumph
Tagged: Segregation, White Flight, Bad Neighborhoods
“Pay-per-view is great because I can go on there and do exactly what I would love to do. I can fuck a sheep.”
— Howard Stern, Howard Stern: The Rolling Stone Interview
Tagged: Pay-Per-View, Sheep, Fuck, Bestiality
“Anything you find yourself holding back, it’s probably what the audience most wants to hear.”
— Howard Stern, Howard Stern: The Rolling Stone Interview
Tagged: radio, Intimacy, Honesty, Holding Back
“There’s a certain intimacy with radio that people like. They like that there’s not a camera on them. They tend to admit more and be more open.”
— Howard Stern, Howard Stern: The Rolling Stone Interview
Tagged: radio, Intimacy
“I don’t think I’ll ever be accepted by legitimate media, and I kind of like that. I’m way too honest.”
— Howard Stern, Howard Stern: The Rolling Stone Interview
Tagged: Mainstream Media
“I know I seem a little too old to be in college. But for this movie you've gotta suspend disbelief.”
— Howard Stern, Private Parts
Tagged: Suspension of Disbelief
“I tell you, nothing makes a woman hotter than to be with an award-winning filmmaker.”
— Howard Stern, Private Parts
Tagged: Woman, Hot, Filmmaker
“After all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not?”
— Howard Stern, Private Parts
Tagged: Misunderstood, Genius
“Talking on the radio is a performance. Even though it’s pretty raw, what I do, and I do open up, it’s still a performance.”
— Howard Stern, Howard Stern's Long Struggle and Neurotic Triumph
Tagged: radio, talking, Performance, Raw
“That’s what an addiction to people is: attention, acclaim, validation. I think all of that is operating there. It’s desperate.”
— Howard Stern, Howard Stern's Long Struggle and Neurotic Triumph
Tagged: Addiction, Attention, Acclaim, Validation, Desperate
“In a way, I’m in as weird a place as Charlie Sheen. He doesn’t care at all and I care too much. Where’s the middle ground?”
— Howard Stern, Howard Stern's Long Struggle and Neurotic Triumph
Tagged: Charlie Sheen, caring, Middle Ground
“This audience is thinking exactly what I’m saying.”
— Howard Stern
Tagged: Honesty, audience
“I’m the voice of honesty.”
— Howard Stern
Tagged: Honesty
“Lesbians equals ratings.”
— Howard Stern, Private Parts
Tagged: Lesbians, Ratings
“I never thought I’d want to be married again. I thought that dating a bunch of different women would be the way to go. Be like a bee and pollinate every flower, and who cares whose feelings get hurt. This is my time, and I’m gonna grab the spoils like Genghis Khan.”
— Howard Stern, Howard Stern's Long Struggle and Neurotic Triumph
Tagged: Marriage, Genghis Khan, Dating
“I am the hero of the lesbian community.”
— Howard Stern, Private Parts
Tagged: Hero, Lesbian Community
“Putin is a fucking animal and I wish he was dead.”
— Howard Stern, Howard Stern Calls Putin a ‘F—ing Animal’: ‘I Wish He Was Dead Like I Wish Hitler Was Dead’
“No guy will ever admit to having a small penis. I just went on the record. I might be one of the smallest guys in the world. I had a trip to the doctor when I had an anal fissure. My asshole was a mess. I’m lying there on this doctor’s table, and my penis, I mean, it was inside itself, like a turtle’s head poking backward. It was so fuckin’ embarrassing. Who the fuck’s going to admit to something like that?”
— Howard Stern, Howard Stern: The Rolling Stone Interview
Tagged: Micropenis, asshole, Fucking, Honesty
“Sex addiction, people addiction, it’s the same thing. You’re really afraid to be on your own. Listen, how much sex do you really think you need when it comes down to it? It’s not about the sex. After my divorce, I realized, 'Oh, wow, I can go have sex.' And I was running around, picking up women. Then all of a sudden, it dawned on me that I really didn’t need that much sex. I just wanted somebody with me every minute.”
— Howard Stern, Howard Stern's Long Struggle and Neurotic Triumph
Tagged: Addiction, Sex Addiction, Panic, Loneliness
“It was really a very scary thing to me. I had never really opened up to someone. I never had conversations like that with another human being, let alone a man. And I never in a serious way thought about how I felt about anything. I was completely closed off from my feelings… I remember I started telling him stories like I was on the radio, and I’m laughing, and he goes, 'Why are you laughing? It sounds very important to me. It’s very sad, some of these things you’re saying.'”
— Howard Stern, Howard Stern's Long Struggle and Neurotic Triumph
Tagged: therapy, scary, radio
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