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George Costanza Quotes
Nationality: | United States Of America |
Total quotes: 111
George Costanza
characterNationality: United States Of America
Total quotes: 111
“George: Why do they make the condom packets so hard to open?
Jerry: Probably to give the woman a chance to change her mind.”
Jerry: Probably to give the woman a chance to change her mind.”
Tagged:
condoms, Abstinence
“I would like to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body.”
Tagged:
Sexual Harassment, Fantasies
“Well, I just stomped some pigeons in the park. They—they didn't move.”
Tagged:
Pigeons, Animal Abuse
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