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Eleanor Shellstrop Quotes

Total quotes: 9
“Eleanor: Listen, man, I'm dead, you're dead, we all died, and now we're killing her. Pay it forward.

Chidi: Uh, no, that's not what that means at all.”
— Eleanor Shellstrop, The Good Place, Season 1: The Eternal Shriek
Tagged: Death, dead, Murder, joke
“Why do bad things always happen to mediocre people who are lying about their identities?”
— Eleanor Shellstrop, The Good Place, Season 1: The Eternal Shriek
Tagged: lying, Identity, Bad People, Bad
“I've only ever said 'I love you' to two men my entire life, Stone Cold Steve Austin and a guy in a dark club who I mistook for Stone Cold Steve Austin.”
— Eleanor Shellstrop, The Good Place, Season 2: Dance Dance Resolution
Tagged: Stone Cold Steve Austin, Celebrities, Pop Culture, joke, Love
“All humans are aware of death. So we're all a little bit sad all the time. That's just the deal.”
— Eleanor Shellstrop, The Good Place, Season 2: The Trolley Problem
Tagged: Death, Mortality
“Eleanor: Ugh, I hate jazz. Every jazz song is like 40 minutes long. It's like, we get it. You can blow on a trumpet. Wrap it up, Elton John.

Chidi: Famously a piano player.”
— Eleanor Shellstrop, The Good Place, Season 1: ...Someone Like Me as a Member
Tagged: Jazz, Music, Elton John, Celebrities, joke
“I know it sounds crazy, but if it weren’t crazy, they wouldn’t call it a leap of faith. They’d call it a sit of doubting.”
— Eleanor Shellstrop, The Good Place, Season 2: Leap to Faith
Tagged: Leap of Faith, Faith, The Good Place, TV
“Eleanor: I mean, somebody royally forked up. Somebody forked up. Why can't I say 'fork'?

Chidi: If you're trying to curse, you can't here. I guess a lot of people in this neighborhood don't like it, so it's prohibited.

Eleanor: That's bullshirt.”
— Eleanor Shellstrop, The Good Place, Season 1: Everything Is Fine
Tagged: Cursing, Heaven, Fork, joke, comedy
“Chidi: You are too selfish to ever be a good person.

Eleanor: Well, I think you're wrong.

Chidi: What country am I from, again?

Eleanor: Sensodyne.

Chidi: That is a brand of toothpaste.”
— Eleanor Shellstrop, The Good Place, Season 1: Flying
Tagged: Selfish, joke, Ignorance, Good
“I mean, whenever I would do something crappy on Earth, there would be a little tiny voice in the back of my head that would say, 'Eleanor, don't grab that handful of olives from the salad bar. You know, you didn't pay for that,' or 'Eleanor, don't spit those olive pits onto the floor of the grocery store. That's not cool.' Or 'Eleanor, that old man just slipped on your olive pit, and he fell down. Don't use the fact that everyone's distracted to go back and steal more olives.'”
— Eleanor Shellstrop, The Good Place, Season 2: Derek
Tagged: Conscience, Bad, Olives, food, Bad Deed, joke, Irreverent
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