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Dale Gribble

Dale Gribble Quotes

Total quotes: 4

Dale Gribble

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Total quotes: 4

“Well, Joseph went to his first sleepover last night. Didn't go so well, he's a cuddler, so I had to go pick him up.”

— Dale Gribble, King of the Hill, Season 12: The Accidental Terrorist

Tagged: Sleepover, Cuddler

“I hear Mega Lo Mart is taking bids for a rat problem. Boy, that'd be a sweet gig. I could finally start paying for Nancy's health insurance instead of just telling Nancy I'm paying for it.”

— Dale Gribble, King of the Hill, Season 7: Megalo Dale

Tagged: exterminator, Health Insurance

“...which is why so many people are suddenly allergic to peanuts. The peanuts are emitting toxins as an evolutionary defense mechanism. They're tired of being eaten, and now they're fighting back.”

— Dale Gribble, King of the Hill, Season 4: Naked Ambition

Tagged: peanut allergies, Conspiracy Theories

“You're like E.T., except E.T. was a purebred alien with a heart of gold. You're only half-alien and at times can be a tad self-absorbed.”

— Dale Gribble, King of the Hill, Season 6: Of Mice and Little Green Men

Tagged: E.T., Alien

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