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Bill Murray Quotes

Total quotes: 55
“What stops us from looking at ourselves and seeing ourselves is that we’re kind of ugly if we look really hard. We’re not who we think we are. We’re not as wonderful.”
— Bill Murray, Howard Stern Comes Again
Tagged: Introspection, ugly, Body Image
“You're not hopeless.”
— Bob, Lost in Translation
Tagged: Mid-Life Crisis, lost, hopeless
“Now listen here, I'm going to give you all a piece of advice because it's too late for this guy. Here's what I recommend to you. If you have someone that you think is the one...take that person and travel around the world. Buy a plane ticket for the two of you to travel all around the world and go to places that are hard to go to and hard to get out of. And if when you come back to JFK and you’re still in love with that person, get married at the airport.”
— Bill Murray, Bill Murray Gives Sage Advice on Finding 'The One'
Tagged: Love, romance, Right Person, Soul Mate, Love & Relationships, Love & Connection, Love & Happiness, Love Advice, life advice, Love & Marriage, Inspirational, Motivational, Bachelor Party, Bill Murray, Marriage, Relationship Advice, Relationships, Weddings
“Rita: Are you drunk or something?

Phil: Drunk is more fun.”
— Phil Connors, Groundhog Day
Tagged: Drunk, Fun
“It's Christmas Eve. It's the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year we are the people that we always hoped we would be.”
— Frank Cross, Scrooged
Tagged: Christmas Movies
“This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.”
— Phil Connors, Groundhog Day
Tagged: Television, weather forecast, Squirrel
“Phil: I'm a god.

Rita: You're God?

Phil: I'm a god. I'm not the God...I don't think.”
— Phil Connors, Groundhog Day
Tagged: God, A God, The God
“That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over, and over...”
— Phil Connors, Groundhog Day
Tagged: Good Day
“There is no way that this winter is ever going to end as long as this groundhog keeps seeing his shadow. I don't see any other way out. He's got to be stopped. And I have to stop him.”
— Phil Connors, Groundhog Day
Tagged: Winter, groundhog, shadow
“Rita: It's beautiful. I don't know what to say.

Phil: I do. Whatever happens tomorrow, or for the rest of my life, I'm happy now... because I love you.”
— Phil Connors, Groundhog Day
Tagged: I Love You
“He only gave me our scenes. I never saw a complete script. After all I've done for that guy, and it's a lot that you don't even know about. What a dick.”
— Cliff Robertson, The Dead Don't Die
Tagged: dick, Director, alien abduction movies
“Rita: Do you ever have déjà vu?

Phil: Didn't you just ask me that?”
— Phil Connors, Groundhog Day
Tagged: déjà vu
“I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. [Ralph and Gus snort]”
— Phil Connors, Groundhog Day
Tagged: virgin islands, sea otters, pina colada, lobster
“Felix's Wife: Dr. Connors. I want to thank you for fixing Felix's back. He can even help around the house again.

Phil: I'm sorry to hear that, Felix.”
— Phil Connors, Groundhog Day
Tagged: doctor, impersonating doctor
“Rita: This day was perfect. You couldn't have planned a day like this.

Phil: Well, you can. It just takes an awful lot of work.”
— Phil Connors, Groundhog Day
Tagged: Perfect Day, Planning
“Phil: Why are you here?

Rita: You said stay so I stayed.

Phil: I can't even make a collie stay.”
— Phil Connors, Groundhog Day
Tagged: Stay, collies
“Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!”
— Carl Spackler, Caddyshack
Tagged: Cinderella Story, Miracle, Golf
“his crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the Masters champion.”
— Carl Spackler, Caddyshack
Tagged: Cinderella Story, Miracle, Golf, Masters Tournament
“I do not like people who complain about being famous. But I’d say to people, 'You want to be rich and famous? Try being rich and see if that doesn’t cover most of it for you.'”
— Bill Murray, Howard Stern Comes Again
Tagged: rich, Famous, Complaining
“1979 Waitress: Tanqueray and Tab.

Ernie McCracken: Keep ’em comin’, sweets, I got a long drive. Do me a favor, will you? Would you mind washing off that perfume before you come back to our table?”
— Ernie McCracken, Kingpin
Tagged: Tanqueray, Tab, perfume
“Kids are starving in India and you're walking around with a sombrero full of peanuts.”
— Triipper Harrison, Meatballs
Tagged: Starvation, India, sombrero, Peanuts
“Phil: Do you ever have déjà vu, Mrs. Lancaster?

Mrs. Lancaster: I don't think so, but I could check with the kitchen.”
— Phil Connors, Groundhog Day
Tagged: déjà vu, Misheard
“You want a prediction about the weather, you're asking the wrong Phil. I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.”
— Phil Connors, Groundhog Day
Tagged: weatherman, Cold Weather, Winter
“Ned: Phil?

Phil: Ned? [punches Ned in the face]”
— Phil Connors, Groundhog Day
Tagged: Punch
“Phil: So, did you sleep OK without me? You tossed and turned, didn't you?

Rita: You're incredible.

Phil: Who told you?”
— Phil Connors, Groundhog Day
Tagged: tossing and turning, Incredible, Ego
“Phil: You wanna throw up here, or you wanna throw up in the car?

Ralph: I think...both.”
— Phil Connors, Groundhog Day
Tagged: Throw Up
“Phil: Something is... different.

Rita: Good or bad?

Phil: Anything different is good.”
— Phil Connors, Groundhog Day
Tagged: different, change is good
“Attention. Here's an update on tonight's dinner. It was veal. I repeat, veal. The winner of tonight's mystery meat contest is Jeffrey Corbin who guessed ‘some kind of beef.’”
— Triipper Harrison, Meatballs
Tagged: veal, Beef, Mystery Meat
“[entering party] Alright, virgins to the left, non-virgins to the right. [to Crocket and Wheels] You guys split 'em up however you want.”
— Triipper Harrison, Meatballs
Tagged: Virgins
“Bob: 'What do you do?'

Charlotte: 'I'm not sure yet, actually.'”
— Charlotte, Bob, Lost in Translation
Tagged: Jobs, Careers, Unsure, uncertain
“Lydia: 'Do I need to worry about you, Bob?'

Bob: 'Only if you want to.'”
— Bob, Lydia, Lost in Translation
Tagged: Mid-Life Crisis, lost, worry
“More than this, you know there's nothing. More than this, just tell me one thing.”
— Bob, Lost in Translation
Tagged: Nothing, One Thing
“Bob: 'I don't want to leave.'

Charlotte: 'So don't. Stay here with me. We'll start a jazz band.'”
— Charlotte, Bob, Lost in Translation
Tagged: Leaving, Stay
“Come on, all the long distance lines are down? What about the satellite? Is it snowing in space? Don't you have some kind of a line that you keep open for emergencies or for celebrities? I'm both. I'm a celebrity in an emergency.”
— Phil Connors, Groundhog Day
Tagged: celebrity, Emergency, Long Distance, Satellite, Snow
“You’re on a gravy train with biscuit wheels.”
— Ernie McCracken, Kingpin
Tagged: gravy train, Biscuits
“Important announcement—some hunters have been seen in the woods near Piney Ridge trail and the fish and game commission has raised the legal kill limit on campers to three. So, if you're hiking today, please wear something bright and keep low.”
— Triipper Harrison, Meatballs
Tagged: Hunters, Hunting Humans
“Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today.”
— Phil Connors, Groundhog Day
Tagged: tomorrow, Today, timelessness
“Phil: It's the same thing your whole life: 'Clean up your room. Stand up straight. Pick up your feet. Take it like a man. Be nice to your sister. Don't mix beer and wine, ever.' Oh yeah: 'Don't drive on the railroad track.'

Gus: Well, Phil, that's one I happen to agree with.”
— Phil Connors, Groundhog Day
Tagged: clean your room, Beer, Wine
“Sometimes a bowler just has to face the music.”
— Ernie McCracken, Kingpin
Tagged: Bowling, Face the Music
“This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sinsemilla. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.”
— Carl Spackler, Caddyshack
Tagged: Marijuana, stoned, Hybrid, Sinsemilla, Kentucky Bluegrass
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