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Ariel Shaffir Quotes
Total quotes: 20
Ariel Shaffir
Birthname
Total quotes: 20
“Douche: Yo! Oh fuck yeah, dude! Somebody call a doctor, ‘cause honestly, this beat is sick!
Beet: Actually, I feel great, real healthy.
Douche: Not you.”
Beet: Actually, I feel great, real healthy.
Douche: Not you.”
Tagged:
call a doctor
“There was no downside to cocaine. Period. If you have a chance to try it, I strongly recommend it.”
Tagged:
Cocaine
“ [while having sex with his newfound mate] I'm filling you! I'm filling you! I'm blowing my fuckin' load!”
Tagged:
Sex, blowing a load
“Druggie: You're all alive and looking at me with your...with your gloves and your...your little shoes, and your arms and your legs...
Pizza: Legs, huh? Look at me! Look at me! I ain't got no legs, you fuck! You ate my goddamn legs!”
Pizza: Legs, huh? Look at me! Look at me! I ain't got no legs, you fuck! You ate my goddamn legs!”
Tagged:
Pizza
“Douche: Come at me, bro.
Frank: Come at you? What does that mean?
Douche: Fine. You won't come at me? Well, then guess who's coming at you?...ME! [Douche prepares to attack Frank]”
Frank: Come at you? What does that mean?
Douche: Fine. You won't come at me? Well, then guess who's coming at you?...ME! [Douche prepares to attack Frank]”
Tagged:
come at me
“Frank: If what you're saying is true, I got to tell everyone!
Firewater: Very noble, little sausage. But also, very pointless. No one will believe you.
Frank: I have to try...Everyone will die otherwise.
Firewater: Oh, yeah. That's a good point. Fuck me, right?
Frank: Wait. Do you guys have any proof of this?”
Firewater: Very noble, little sausage. But also, very pointless. No one will believe you.
Frank: I have to try...Everyone will die otherwise.
Firewater: Oh, yeah. That's a good point. Fuck me, right?
Frank: Wait. Do you guys have any proof of this?”
Tagged:
truth telling
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