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ALF (voice) Quotes
Total quotes: 11
ALF (voice)
character
Total quotes: 11
“Kate Tanner: [after ALF claims that according to a magazine article, he is a thrill-seeker] This from the same person who watched the movie Aliens from under the couch?
ALF: Hey, I thought I owed one of those guys money.”
ALF: Hey, I thought I owed one of those guys money.”
Tagged:
thrill-seeker, Mob
“[ALF is discovered under Willie and Kate's bed]
Kate: ALF, what are you doing down there?
ALF: Trying to keep warm! The garage is FREEZING! I've been down here the last couple of nights!
Willie: [uneasy] Were you here, Sunday night?
ALF: [winks] Don't worry, I was sound asleep. Didn't hear a THING.”
Kate: ALF, what are you doing down there?
ALF: Trying to keep warm! The garage is FREEZING! I've been down here the last couple of nights!
Willie: [uneasy] Were you here, Sunday night?
ALF: [winks] Don't worry, I was sound asleep. Didn't hear a THING.”
Tagged:
Hiding, didn't hear a thing
“ALF: Um, excuse me, sir. Can I have a word with you?
Andrew Seminick, Burglar: Who said that?
ALF: I did. Could you take some constructive criticism? What you're doing here is wrong.
Andrew Seminick, Burglar: [Looks at ALF with a flashlight] Heh heh. Must be one of them talking dolls.
ALF: Oh yeah? Ever had a talking doll rip out your voice box?
Andrew Seminick, Burglar: HUH? AAAUGH! [jumps out the bedroom window, scared]”
Andrew Seminick, Burglar: Who said that?
ALF: I did. Could you take some constructive criticism? What you're doing here is wrong.
Andrew Seminick, Burglar: [Looks at ALF with a flashlight] Heh heh. Must be one of them talking dolls.
ALF: Oh yeah? Ever had a talking doll rip out your voice box?
Andrew Seminick, Burglar: HUH? AAAUGH! [jumps out the bedroom window, scared]”
Tagged:
Burglar, Intimidation
“Willie: What are you playing?
ALF: [at a video game] Space Invaders.
Willie: What do they do? Live in your garage, eat all your food, dig up your back yard?
ALF: You're in a mood...
Willie: Yes, I am! Because I found my good hoe, in THIS condition!
[holds up a pole with a bit of mangled scrap iron on one end]
ALF: Oh, yeah. Sorry. I was plowing up your yard and I hit a water main... Don't worry, it wasn't yours.”
ALF: [at a video game] Space Invaders.
Willie: What do they do? Live in your garage, eat all your food, dig up your back yard?
ALF: You're in a mood...
Willie: Yes, I am! Because I found my good hoe, in THIS condition!
[holds up a pole with a bit of mangled scrap iron on one end]
ALF: Oh, yeah. Sorry. I was plowing up your yard and I hit a water main... Don't worry, it wasn't yours.”
Tagged:
Video Games, space invaders
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