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| Birthday: | July 7, 1962 |
| Birthplace: | New York City, New York, United States |
| Educated At: | Wesleyan University, New York University |
| Nationality: | United States Of America |
| Occupations: | Film Director, Film Producer, Screenwriter, Writer |
| Spouse: | Rebecca Spikings-Goldsman |
Total quotes: 31
Akiva Goldsman
BirthnameBirthday: July 7, 1962
Birthplace: New York City, New York, United States
Educated At: Wesleyan University, New York University
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Film Director, Film Producer, Screenwriter, Writer
Spouse: Rebecca Spikings-Goldsman
Total quotes: 31
“I've gotten used to ignoring them and I think, as a result, they've kind of given up on me. I think that's what it's like with all our dreams and our nightmares, Martin, we've got to keep feeding them for them to stay alive.”
Tagged:
Ignoring, nightmares
“John Gustafson: You're supposed to be smoking filter cigarettes.
Grandpa Gustafson: I'm 94 years old. What the hell do I care?”
Grandpa Gustafson: I'm 94 years old. What the hell do I care?”
Tagged:
smoking, filtered cigarettes
“[Bragging about his sexual escapades] I've laid more pipe in this town than Wabasha Plumbing.”
Tagged:
laying pipe, sexual escapades
“Weatherman: Cold enough for ya? Brrrrrrr!
Max Goldman: Oh, shut up, fatass.”
Max Goldman: Oh, shut up, fatass.”
Tagged:
Cold Weather, fatass
“Classes will dull your mind, destroy the potential for authentic creativity.”
Tagged:
School, Creativity
“Young Gillian Owens: [about the Owens’ ancestor, Maria] Is that why they wanted to hang her? Because she was a witch?
Aunt Frances Owens: The fact that she was a bit of a heartbreaker didn't help. Nor did it help that most of her lovers had wives on the hanging committee.”
Aunt Frances Owens: The fact that she was a bit of a heartbreaker didn't help. Nor did it help that most of her lovers had wives on the hanging committee.”
Tagged:
witch, heartbreaker
“Max Goldman: You know what Jacob said? Jacob said old Billy Hensel was killed in a car crash. Cleared his car straight off the bridge into the Mississippi.
John Gustafson: Lucky bastard.
Max Goldman: You bet.
John Gustafson: Hey, how is he, anyway?
Max Goldman: Dead! Died on impact!
John Gustafson: Jacob, moron, Jacob.”
John Gustafson: Lucky bastard.
Max Goldman: You bet.
John Gustafson: Hey, how is he, anyway?
Max Goldman: Dead! Died on impact!
John Gustafson: Jacob, moron, Jacob.”
Tagged:
Mississippi River, Moron
“Max Goldman: You're trying to steal her away like you did Mae.
John Gustafson: Oh, well, I'll remind you, Einstein, that Mae was no prize.
Max Goldman: She was to me.
John Gustafson: I was married to the woman for 20 years, she was no prize!
Max Goldman: She was to me.
John Gustafson: Well, that's why you're a moron! If you'd had Mae you wouldn't have had Amy! And Amy was a good woman!
Max Goldman: She was the best.
John Gustafson: Yeah, and she was a darned sight more loyal than Mae ever was!
Max Goldman: Yeah!
John Gustafson: Yeah.
Max Goldman: What?
John Gustafson: What?
Max Goldman: Huh?
John Gustafson: Huh?
John Gustafson: What...?
[Both forget what they were arguing about]”
John Gustafson: Oh, well, I'll remind you, Einstein, that Mae was no prize.
Max Goldman: She was to me.
John Gustafson: I was married to the woman for 20 years, she was no prize!
Max Goldman: She was to me.
John Gustafson: Well, that's why you're a moron! If you'd had Mae you wouldn't have had Amy! And Amy was a good woman!
Max Goldman: She was the best.
John Gustafson: Yeah, and she was a darned sight more loyal than Mae ever was!
Max Goldman: Yeah!
John Gustafson: Yeah.
Max Goldman: What?
John Gustafson: What?
Max Goldman: Huh?
John Gustafson: Huh?
John Gustafson: What...?
[Both forget what they were arguing about]”
Tagged:
arguments, Alzheimer's
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