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Adam Sandler Quotes

Total quotes: 70
“Henry: See what happens when you play with sharks.

Ula: Sharks are like dogs, they only bite when you touch their private parts.”
— Henry Roth, 50 First Dates
Tagged: Dogs, Sharks, private parts
“Henry: Do you have any idea who I am?

Lucy: No.

Henry: No. That sucks.”
— Henry Roth, 50 First Dates
Tagged: Fame, Obscurity, Sucks
“[to Lucy] Good morning. Lucy! Lucy! Hey, hey, hey. Okay, I know this is hard for you to understand right now, but we are actually seeing each other.”
— Henry Roth, 50 First Dates
Tagged: Dating, Good Morning
“[pointing to Vanessa's older lover] Sonny, is that the man with the old balls?”
— Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath, Big Daddy
Tagged: Ageism, old balls
“Sonny: Say 'Happy Halloween'.

Reluctant Trick-or-Treat Giver: Happy Halloween.

Sonny: Yeah, next year be prepared!”
— Sonny Koufax, Big Daddy
Tagged: Halloween, Trick or Treat, be prepared
“Beaver Breath: You have no right to be here. This Apache land.

Will Patch: And what you gonna do about it, beaver breath?

Beaver Breath: How he know my name?”
— Will Patch, The Ridiculous 6
Tagged: Land, apache, Beaver, Breath
“Remember, you're still going to be you on vacation. If you are sad where you are and then you get on a plane to Italy, the you in Italy will be the same sad you from before, just in a new place.”
— Adam Sandler, Adam Sandler's SNL Skit With A Surprisingly Important Message About Mental Health
Tagged: SNL, Mental Health Awareness
“O’Doyle: [Throws the dodgeball at Billy as he walks on to the playground]

Billy Madison: [Catches the ball one-handed] Now you’re all in big, BIG trouble.”
— Billy Madison, Billy Madison
Tagged: dodgeball, big trouble
“[regarding Ramon's shocked-face signal to begin the heist] You know, I make that same face when I put my cologne on in the morning, especially when I'm home alone.”
— General Custer, The Ridiculous 6
Tagged: cologne, shocked face, Home Alone
“Corinne: What's this I hear about you doing laundry with my sister?

Sonny: Did she say we were doing laundry? Because where I come from, it's called 'doing the hibbidy-dibbidy.'”
— Sonny Koufax, Big Daddy
Tagged: Laundry, Double Entendres, hibbidy-dibbidy
“Sonny: What do you eat?

Julian: Food.

Sonny: Oh, yeah? Well, I eat food, too.”
— Sonny Koufax, Big Daddy
Tagged: eating, food, Stating the Obvious
“There's bars on planes now? This is... Man, I wish my mother was still alive to see this. She was an alcoholic, but a nice one. ”
— Nicholas "Nick" Spitz, Murder Mystery
Tagged: Bars On Planes, Flying In First Class
“Nick: Hey, Mr. Peanut Butter Cups!

Henry: Hey, Mr. Could-Kill-Me-In-One-Punch!”
— Henry Roth, 50 First Dates
Tagged: Peanut Butter Cups
“Henry: Hey! Tattoo Face!

Nick: Hey, Peanut Butter Cups!”
— Henry Roth, 50 First Dates
Tagged: Peanut Butter Cups, tattoo face, Nicknames Dating
“Henry: I bet you twenty bucks I can get her to have breakfast with me again.

Nick: You're on.”
— Henry Roth, 50 First Dates
Tagged: dates, breakfast, Bets
“Hey! You just made the biggest mistake of your life, baby. I know you're gunna be missing me when you have that big, white, wrinkly body on you with his loose skin and old balls... gross! Ugh!”
— Sonny Koufax, Big Daddy
Tagged: old balls, loose skin, Gross
“Sonny: Don't worry about me making money. I'm in love with a woman who makes plenty of it. She'll be my sugar mamma.

Homeless Guy: I gotta get me one of those.”
— Sonny Koufax, Big Daddy
Tagged: sugar mama, money making
“Never Wears Bra: You lucky, Smoking Fox. White Knife all man. Bravest of all braves.

Smoking Fox: Not brave. Foolish. I want to be wife, not widow.”
— Smoking Fox, The Ridiculous 6
Tagged: Lucky, Brave, foolish, Wife, Widow
“Frank Stockburn: Boy, you got your mom's muscles. You a prizefighter?

Chico: No, actually, I'm a...piano player.”
— Frank Stockburn, The Ridiculous 6
Tagged: muscles, prizefighter, Piano Player
“I love you very much, probably more than anybody could love another person.”
— Henry, 50 First Dates
Tagged: Love, Movie Love Quotes
“The first rule when he got into office was to legalize marijuana meatloaf.”
— Adam Sandler, Adam Sandler on The Dan Patrick Show(Full Interview) 7/21/15
Tagged: interviews, Hollywood Actors, Actors Are Regular People
“Happy birthday, sir. What are you, like, 200 today?”
— Henry Roth, 50 First Dates
Tagged: Happy Birthday, Ageism
“Henry: Can I ask you guys something? What's gonna happen down the line? Someday she's gonna wake up and look in the mirror and notice her face's aged ten years overnight.

Marlin: You know something, Henry? I worry about that every day of my damn life.”
— Henry Roth, 50 First Dates
Tagged: worry, Mirror, Aging
“My God, that's a shitload of piss.”
— Sonny Koufax, Big Daddy
Tagged: Piss, shitload
“Layla: So two guys you were best friends with in law school fell in love with each other?

Sonny: Yeah.

Layla: Is that strange for you?

Sonny: Uh, nothing changed really. They watch a different kind of porno now.”
— Sonny Koufax, Big Daddy
Tagged: Porno, Best Friends, Law School, Falling In Love
“Nick: We travel. I took you to the Poconos that time. 

Audrey: That was... That was for a funeral, Nick. 

Nick: How about, uh, when we went to Virginia when my uncle was in a hospice and we got to see him die? We did that.”
— Nicholas "Nick" Spitz, Murder Mystery
Tagged: Never Traveling , Married Too Long
“3rd Grader: Wa-wa-wa-once th-th-th-there wa-wa-wa-was a-a-a-a g-g-girl.

Billy Madison: Kid can’t even read.

Ernie: Cut it out, dude, you’re gonna get us in trouble.

Billy Madison: T-T-T-TODAY JUNIOR!”
— Billy Madison, Billy Madison
Tagged: Stuttering, bullying
“No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that? This girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class. You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I’m here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you. Go on with the chlorophyll.”
— Billy Madison, Billy Madison
Tagged: chlorophyll, Making Out
“That is some mystical shit!”
— Danny, The Ridiculous 6
Tagged: mystical, Shit
“Danny: I did a real stupid thing that inadvertently led to the death of a United States president, I'm feeling pretty lousy about it.

Frank Stockburn: Well son, look at my eyes... Shit happens!

Danny: Yeah. Thanks. Thank you, sir.”
— Danny, The Ridiculous 6
Tagged: Shit Happens, lincoln assassination
“Remember to use a condom, or in your case, a Hefty bag.”
— Henry Roth, 50 First Dates
Tagged: condom, Hefty Bag, huge penis
“What, you want a father figure? Stop pulling your sister's hair!”
— Sonny Koufax, Big Daddy
Tagged: Father Figure, hair puller
“Have a good sleep there, Corrine. Pleasant hooters!”
— Sonny Koufax, Big Daddy
Tagged: Hooters, boobs
“Mike: I am still weirded out seeing them kiss.

Sonny: Why? They're gay. That's what gay guys do.

Mike: Yeah, but they were like brothers to us in school.

Sonny: They're still our brothers. Our very gay brothers.”
— Sonny Koufax, Big Daddy
Tagged: men kissing, gay, brothers
“Smell ya later, poopsicle!”
— Davey Stone, Eight Crazy Nights
Tagged: Insulting
“On Saturday night, my man would always deliver.”
— Adam Sandler, Adam Sandler's Singing Tribute To Chris Farley
Tagged: Celebrities, Rip
“He's got a knife plunged in his heart. I don't think he's revivable.”
— Nicholas "Nick" Spitz, Murder Mystery
“Lucy: What are you doing?

Henry: Nothing, I was just getting some lint off for you...

Lucy: You were going for a feelski!

Henry: All right, I'm sorry... But this is like the twenty-third time we've made out already and...they're getting blue!”
— Henry Roth, 50 First Dates
Tagged: Blue Balls, Making Out, Cop a Feel
“Mr. Herlihy: Goddamn Jets!

Waitress: Hey, cutie! What are you doing here?

Julian: Watching football.

Waitress: Oh yeah, who do you want to win?

Julian: The Goddamn Jets.”
— Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath, Big Daddy
Tagged: Football, New York Jets, Goddamn
“Their just normal rich people who get to see the sandman naked.”
— Adam Sandler, Adam Sandler on The Dan Patrick Show(Full Interview) 7/21/15
Tagged: interviews, Hollywood Actors, Actors Are Regular People
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