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Adam DeMamp Quotes

Total quotes: 11
“It's like if Picasso quit making music and just started fucking little dudes every day.”
— Adam DeMamp, Workaholics, Season 1: To Friend a Predator
Tagged: Picasso, Music, Sex, Simile Examples
“You only YOLO once!”
— Adam DeMamp, Workaholics, Season 3: High Art
Tagged: Yolo, live, Once
“We need to treat her like a real chick and force her to love us.”
— Adam DeMamp, Workaholics, Season 3: Webcam Girl
Tagged: Irony, Coercion
“I showed that kid my penis and restored order to the universe. It's called the boy scout rule of 'D's. And it always works.”
— Adam DeMamp, Workaholics, Season 1: We Be Ballin'
Tagged: penis, restored order, Universe, boy scout, always works
“I'm as real as the streets, okay? And I'm not about to whore out my rap skillz, with a 'Z,' to some adult nerds gone wild.”
— Adam DeMamp, Workaholics, Season 1: Muscle I'd Like to Flex
Tagged: Streets, Rap, skills, Nerds, Wild
“It's too late to abort it. Which is exactly what my mom used to say about me.”
— Adam DeMamp, Workaholics, Season 3: The Future Is Gnar
Tagged: Abortion
“As the Silver Rights activist, Doc Martens Luther King once said, 'take ye sleazy… and I’m out.'”
— Adam DeMamp, Workaholics, Season 2: Stop! Pajama Time
Tagged: Stupid, Take Ye Sleazy
“I, like, never have a thing. I'm actually kinda bummed that I never have things to do.”
— Adam DeMamp, Workaholics, Season 7: Termidate
Tagged: Bored, Nothing To Do
“I'm just a lat guy, you know? I've got these amazing lats, and I'm just living in an ab guy's world.”
— Adam DeMamp, Workaholics, Season 1: Straight Up Juggahos
Tagged: Lats, abs, Weightlifting
“Instead of Coachella, it should be called Whole Paycheckella.”
— Adam DeMamp, Workaholics, Season 7: Faux Chella
Tagged: Coachella, Jokes, Summer Music Festivals
“You know it might be the bath salts talking, but I love that girl.”
— Adam DeMamp, Workaholics, Season 2: Karl's Wedding
Tagged: bath salts, Love
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