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William Frawley

William Frawley

Birthname

AKA William Frawley

Birthday February 26, 1887

Birthplace Burlington, Iowa, United States

Manner of Death Natural Causes, Mochadura

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Television Actor, Film Actor, Singer, Stage Actor, Character Actor

Characters Portrayed

Fred Mertz

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Ricky Ricardo: Lucy's acting crazy!

Fred Mertz: Crazy for Lucy or crazy for ordinary people?

— Fred Mertz (William Frawley), I Love Lucy, Season 1: Lucy Thinks Ricky Is Trying to Murder Her

crazy crazy regular crazy

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Fred Mertz: You don't think she's a kleptomaniac, do you?

Ricky Ricardo: No, I think she just steals.

— Fred Mertz (William Frawley), I Love Lucy, Season 1: The Marriage License

Kleptomaniac synonyms

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Ethel Mertz: What if I cried every time I put on a pound?

Fred Mertz: We'd be up to our ears in tears.

— Fred Mertz (William Frawley), I Love Lucy, Season 1: The Diet

Fat shaming Weight Gain

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Lucy Ricardo: There's just two things keeping me from dancing in that show.

Fred Mertz: Your feet?

— Fred Mertz (William Frawley), I Love Lucy, Season 1: The Adagio

bad dancing insults

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Ricky Ricardo: Say, what do you know about rice?

Fred Mertz: Well, I had it thrown at me on one of the darkest days of my life.

— Fred Mertz (William Frawley), I Love Lucy, Season 1: Ricky Asks for a Raise

throwing rice anti-marriage

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Ricky Ricardo: She seems to have some idea that I'm going to kill her.

Fred Mertz: That doesn't mean anything. Sooner or later, every married woman decides that her husband wants to kill her. She's usually right.

— Fred Mertz (William Frawley), I Love Lucy, Season 1: Lucy Thinks Ricky Is Trying to Murder Her

Murder Bad Marriage murder fantasy

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Some people build model airplanes. Ethel reads postcards.

— Fred Mertz (William Frawley), I Love Lucy, Season 1: Drafted

Hobbies postcards insults

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