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Tituss Burgess

Tituss Burgess

Birthname

Birthday February 21, 1979

Birthplace Athens, Georgia, United States

Educated At University Of Georgia

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Television Actor, Film Actor, Singer, Stage Actor

Characters Portrayed

Titus Andromedon

Total quotes (11)

Black, gay and old? I'm not gonna know which box to check on the hate crime form.

— Titus Andromedon (Tituss Burgess), Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Season 1: Kimmy Kisses a Boy!

Black gay Old Hate crime

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Girl, you need to stop, drop and roll. by which I mean stop talking, drop the subject and get me a cinnamon roll.

— Titus Andromedon (Tituss Burgess), Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Season 4: Kimmy Has a Weekend!

stop drop and roll cinnamon roll Rhymes

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Ugh, that crown I got for being prom king was so tacky I hardly even wear it anymore.

— Titus Andromedon (Tituss Burgess), Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Season 1: Kimmy Goes to School!

prom king tacky

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Last night after a box of key lime wine and some shame-spiraling, I decided to give all my Barbies perms. Some of them don't have the face for it.

— Titus Andromedon (Tituss Burgess), Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Season 2: Kimmy Meets a Drunk Lady!

shame-spiraling key lime wine barbies perms

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This musical is going to be a lop. which is a flop which couldn't give an F.

— Titus Andromedon (Tituss Burgess), Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Season 4: Kimmy and the Beest!

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I am a prickly gay man. And not just because I fell into a cactus while stealing apples from a botanical garden.

— Titus Andromedon (Tituss Burgess), Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Season 4: Kimmy Is...Little Girl, Big City!

prickly Gay Man

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I should have been a doctor. I look amazing in white, my handwriting is terrible, and I love telling people to take their pants off and just leaving and then making them sit there for an hour.

— Titus Andromedon (Tituss Burgess), Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Season 2: Kimmy Sees a Sunset!

doctor wearing white

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Jacqueline White: Titus, I'm going to give it to you straight.

Titus Andromedon: Gross!

— Titus Andromedon (Tituss Burgess), Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Season 4: Kimmy Disrupts the Paradigm!

straight Gross heterophobia

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I once went to an open audition and it was just a bum fight.

— Titus Andromedon (Tituss Burgess), Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Season 2: Kimmy Drives a Car!

Audition bum fight unpleasant surprises

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Professor Rick: Jason just got a callback for Hamilton so we need you to cover his shift.

Titus Andromedon: Why didn't I get an audition for that? They're just prejudiced because I can't rap or walk quickly in a circle.

— Titus Andromedon (Tituss Burgess), Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Season 2: Kimmy Goes to a Hotel!

hamilton Auditions

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Titus Andromedon: Kimbecile, what do I always say?

Kimmy Schmidt: Don't touch my dolls, they're strictly look-upons.

Titus Andromedon: Not that.

Kimmy Schmidt: Only Aladdin can pull off harem pants?

Titus Andromedon: Nor that.

Kimmy Schmidt: John Cusack got fat but I still would?

Titus Andromedon: No, get the digits! The digits! Oh, look at us, both having man problems.

Kimmy Schmidt: Is that why you've been shouting so much in the bathroom?

Titus Andromedon: No, that's because of cheese.

— Titus Andromedon (Tituss Burgess), Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Season 2: Kimmy Walks Into a Bar!

Man Problems John Cusack Digits Aladdin Harem Pants

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Sometimes being carefree and black is an act of revolution.

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Black BLM Revolution Race carefree

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Black is the most aristocratic color of all…There is no color that will give you the feeling of totality. Of peace. Of greatness. Of quietness. Of excitement.

— Louise Nevelson, Dawns and Dusks: Taped Conversations With Diana MacKown

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We'll put an asterisk next to Barry Bonds' name, sure, as soon as we put one next to Babe Ruth's name. Getting to break records before black people were allowed to play? Excuse me, where is that asterisk? Why don't people talk about that?

— Daniel Tosh, Wikiquote.org: Daniel Tosh

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There’s no such thing as good and evil, black and white. There’s only gray. There’s only what a man can stand.

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Good Evil Black white gray Stand Hard Times

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I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black.

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I look inside myself and see my heart is black.

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