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Tim Meltreger Quotes

Total quotes: 14
“Lassiter: What do you two know about street racing anyway?

Shawn: Only what we learned from The Fast and The Furious. So... everything.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 5: Shawn & Gus in Drag
Tagged: Street Racing, Learned, Fast and the furious, Knowledge
“Gus: Brazilian airport codes. How do you know that?

Shawn: I lived in an airport for a month, Gus.

Gus: That was Tom Hanks in The Terminal!

Shawn: Same difference.”
— Burton 'Gus' Guster, Psych, Season 2: Dis-Lodged
Tagged: Airport, Tom Hanks, The Terminal
“Gus: I've seen it all.

Shawn: You've seen it all though the cracks in your fingers while you were hiding your eyes.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 4: The Head, The Tail, The Whole Damn Episode
Tagged: Sassy, Seen it all, Scared, Hiding your eyes
“It's just stupid, that's all. I mean, if he didn't have any hair then no one had any business calling him Fuzzy Wuzzy."”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 3: Lassie Did a Bad, Bad Thing
Tagged: Fuzzy Wuzzy, hair, Names
“I can't believe you actually thought that text was from me. It lacked all nuance, my signature mocking tone, and was utterly devoid of emoticons.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 3: Lassie Did a Bad, Bad Thing
Tagged: Text, Lacking, Shock, Nuance, emoticons
“Shawn: My name is Shawn Spencer, well known psychic. This is my associate Burton Guster.

Gus: Now you use my real name?!”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 4: A Very Juliet Episode
Tagged: Associate, Real name, Shock
“Gus wants to know if your boat has cable. It's the season finale of Leverage and his TiVo's on the fritz.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 4: The Head, The Tail, The Whole Damn Episode
Tagged: Cable, Priorties, leverage, TiVo, fritz
“Shawn: I'm Shawn and this is my associate, M. C. Clap Your Handz. 

Gus: With a Z.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 5: Shawn & Gus in Drag
Tagged: Nickname, Associate, Iconic, Wrong Name, introduction
“Gus: How do you share a Popsicle?

Shawn: I take a lick, you take a lick, I take a lick, you take a lick, I take a lick.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 3: Lassie Did a Bad, Bad Thing
Tagged: sharing, Popsicle, Lick, Taking turns
“Gus: Don't you watch the news?

Shawn: I can't watch Channel 8 anymore. Lloyd Lansing wears a toupee. It's like every newscast begins with a lie.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 4: The Head, The Tail, The Whole Damn Episode
Tagged: News, Channels, Toupee, Newscast, Lies
“Suck it!”
— Burton 'Gus' Guster, Psych, Season 4: A Very Juliet Episode
Tagged: Catchphrase, Suck It
“We're so far off the grid I think we may be back on the grid.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 6: The Tao of Gus
Tagged: Off The Grid, Extreme, Back on the grid
“My dad is a lying liar from Liarsburg!”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 2: Dis-Lodged
Tagged: lying, Liar, Called Out
“Shawn: You cannot sit here alone in the dark in a parked car. You'll get picked up for Mopery.

Gus: Mopery?

Shawn: With intent to creep. Trust me, you don't want that. It'll put a big hole in your future.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 3: Talk Derby to Me
Tagged: TV Show Quotes, Sarcasm Quotes
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